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by buying her a drink that Saturday.
What do you know? It's been eight years. Think about the drink.
Read my lips.
As for me, my routine had become very routine.
He's kind of cute.
- She's not. - Thank you.
This is important to me. I need him to see me sexually.
You didn't knowtoo much about sex when we were dating.
- I did it this morning. - That's why I got your voicemail.
All these men are right outside your door.
Java
She needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie pronto.
they forgot they were enemies and went back to being friends.
As long as you're OK with it.
Really?
Done and done.
- I'm a writer. - I know.
I don't know howyou raised your son, but he just stood me up for a date.
I knowthe manager.
My date is three hours late.