Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't look for myself. I try not to date while at work.

- What's wrong with you? You're a... - What? What am I?

Your date died. You panicked.

There were two of you ruining my breakfast.

You knowwhat? I don't need this.

- What happened to the band? - Turns out I wasn't talented.

Here's my card. My e-mail address is on the back, and my cell.

Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.

I remember being a newly-wed. We hardly ever got out of bed.

- We knewthis was coming. - It's so sad and petty.

Когда меня спрашивают Сколько мне лет

- I love TV. - Something in common.

- When's that? - 12th of Never Gonna Happen.

- At least you weren't stood up. - 35 and they're dying.

How old are you?

Why do you always talk about sex like that?

Honey, that's great. I knew you could do it.

Jim took me to a poetry reading last night.

And I'm wearing a new dress. And I'm eating out of plastic.

there is nothing more hopeful than getting ready for the first date.

- Yes, indeedy. - He seems great.

Don't expect a goodie bag.

Meanwhile, Trey and Charlotte

I decided to keep my second date with the Learning Annex.

- How did he... - Heart attack at the gym.

You're sexy. He should see you. You're something to see.