Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You still have your health.
-Yeah. -Here, let's switch.
That's the fact, Backblaze!
You're gonna be just fine in about 12 hours.
Donald Trump
A three-round match, five-minute time limit, one pin only.
-Very clear. -Get back to your barracks, all right?
Hey, just a second here!
Woody
Thirty-three.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over "Vance Chula", Sir!
All right, we're moving out! Move!
So where you from, Tex?
-Here's a table. Excuse me. -Sounds good.
Order, ho!
You know, you're very pretty...
I want some action!
How's it going, Eisenhower?
Stands for military police. Are you on one of these buses?
Hey, do something about this, ref! What kind of place you running here?
Don't Worry Ukraine, Help is on the way!
They got guys who like to do that, John. Let's give them a call, okay?
Chicago Bang bang
They're probably heading right for East Berlin.
...it usually means they're priming him for a major promotion.
So the DOD won't even acknowledge it.
MassPort Fire
-Excuse me, captain. -I don't want to be disturbed.
No, it's not the speed really so much.
All I'm saying is you get out of it exactly what you put into it.
Hey, Russell.
Off the bus.
It's because of you people that I cannot get outside!
You ever heard stories about the gratitude of the Nepalese people?
...and he expects you to perform particularly well.
Also... I don't like nobody nobody touching me.
You could join a monastery.
The Pentagon wants to unveil it for the news media next month in Italy.
I don't care where you come from, I don't care what color you are...
Lighten up, Francis.
It's a pleasure to see you, sir. Welcome to Fort Arnold.
Should call him the dork
Now we don't have to worry...
...and then we'll go our separate ways.
37?!
Son of bitch. Shit.
Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans.
You just made the list, buddy.
Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar watching a truck.
What do you say let's cut out the bullshit between you and me?
...and we're gonna have a locker-box inspection.
You bet.
Stripes soon of bitch
Im getting too old for this shit!
No, Not from this site
-You hit me! I'm a girl! -I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you!
Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.
I'm getting too old for this !
-What do you got? -Well, I got a full house.
Swing at me.
Hey, we're walking.
What the hell's the matter with you?
Queen Anne salute!
I’m pacing myself, Sergeant
y
What do you mean, I'm not the type?
Hello!
This is amazing. You wouldn't believe what this thing could do.
...get on these buses without getting lost.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, sir!
Well, that hurts, ma'am
You know who would be incredible in the Army?
Terrific. Corporal, bring up the jeep.
Hey Patterbake! Nice going, Asshole!
-Thanks. -No problem.
I learned a lot of things today, John.
You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!
...how to eat, sleep...
Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blowed over, sir!
-Two a.m. -Okay, 0200.
There was one?
Welcome to Italy
Hey, wait a minute! Wait! Hey!
The Donald being courageous
-Good thinking, Ox. Real good. -It is.
Watch out for this guy. He's a troublemaker.
Don't forget, you promised me a real expensive dinner...
No, it's okay. General Barnicke's gone until tomorrow morning.
You Sir.....
If we were in Germany...
I've had an interesting morning.
We were going to the Bingo parlor...
Have a nice weekend.
But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas.
I learned two semesters of Geology in three hours.
-Come on. -I'll take my chances with the feds.
Except they're not as sophisticated.
Do you have something in a low rise bikini-cut? Mesh, if possible?
Hey, stupid, look at yourself!
Come here.
It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...
That's what you said last week.
Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
You can tell me now...
I'm willing to forget about this little incident.
Should have called it the dork
Oh, I wrote. I didn't know if you'd come.
Will you stop?! Turn around! Watch the road! Stop with the pictures!
I toId him I get sick when I fly. I think they're Dramamine.
Maybe a few days in the stockade...
-You got the light one. -Yeah, my mistake.
We could get...
THIS GAME SHOULD BE POSTPONED UNTIL THIS TEAM IS BETTER RESTED. AND RECOVERED. AND STAFFED.
Those muscles.
Not that good though.
All right, there you go.
Well, it's nice to know you can make me so hot.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRUCK?! WHERE?!
Is there anything we can do for you?
Stillman!
A face bounce! A double face bounce!
But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas.
Well, I was wondering if you could hold something for me.
I’m pacing myself Jakey
What the--? A surprise party!