Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You desert now, it's a federal offense.
Russell Russell
It’s Party Tom
A couple of soldiers took it to get it washed, sir.
It's about time you came around.
We're the underdog. We're mutts.
We zip in, we fish and we zip right out again.
Lighten Up, Balbus
Does this do anything for you? French girls do it all the time.
Fall in for muster. Move it! Move it!
Any of you...Touch My Stuff and I'll Kill you
You don't say "sir" to me. I'm a sergeant. I work for a living.
Oh, you old dog.
No, sir. Those are Captain Benton's men, sir.
Pretty much got that roach problem licked.
We just want to get back to our hotel rooms...
Yeah, ok
That's why my fangirls call me "Coach Prime"
I'm a shy guy...
We're Americans. That means that our forefathers...
I mean, the Iron Curtain, it's gotta look great. I'd love to have a picture of it.
I used to wrestle. There's no tables.
Son of beach, shit!
Get it.
I didn't talk you into this. You needed this.
-You're crazy about me, aren't you? -No.
-No. -They'll probably teach me to levitate.
I can't hear you! You two should tie the knot!
-Yeah, well, the brains have arrived. -Yeah, that's good news.
It's the Pom Pom. It's famous. It's world-famous.
We zip in, we fishand we zip right out again.
That's the fact, Backblaze!
I need you.
How's this? How's this?
See, we're in ltaly. The guy on the top bunk...
Time To Party Cowboy!
As you may know, General Barnicke...
if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
Would you get back in the car?!
If I catch any of you guys in my stuff I’ll kill you.
...but you're so cute.
...and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
Yes, sergeant!
We zip in, we pick them up and we zip right out again.
Three o’clock. We've still got an hour to sleep.
...we gotta get something straight.
-Thirty-seven. -Thirty-seven?
My job is to see that big, strong men like you...
Platoon...
Hold it!!!
Step down. Grab your papers.
All right, we're here! Come on.
"Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me 'The Cruiser'."
I think we might have to settle for a motel.
Who wants to give power update?
Ox, we got medals. Look. Valortorious Service. Thank you.
Russell, that is our platoon out there. That's Ox and Elmo and Cruiser.
We can forget all about the tearful reunion.
I'm not saying that the Army will be able to do for you what it did for me.
Convicted? No, never convicted.
Boy, I hope this is the mess hall.
Ken
VOLUME UP
There's a couple things I want to get straight with you right off the bat.
The Army's my only chance.
I’m two hundred percent nigga
Platoon, ten-hut!
Anyway, I went to this doctor.
...along with a lot of pizzas.
I want to party with you, cowboy.
Well, I was gonna go over there. We could use your car.
Who said that? Pick that up! Who said that?
If it were me, I'd bet everything.
Then again, maybe one of us won't.
And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be there...
I'm going to have a nice long relaxing poo
It's just you, me and Uncle Sam.
What do you think?
Happy Birthday Christine
. .
I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
Give me a kick, honey.
I am the little acorn that becomes the oak.
I wanna party with you, cowboy.
I saw them when I was working on unemployment. They're like us.
Okay, let's go. Let's load that truck.
Now fire the weapon.
Right shoulder, arms!
Yes, well. Get them inside...
I think that we owe a big round of applause...
Well, let me see. Let me see first.
Left flank, left!
I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say... Fuck Dr. Fauci
...of the entire armed forces. We will do this ourselves.
Lee Harvey, you are a mad man
-Do you know Brandy? Hi, girls. -Excuse me.
That’s a fact, jack!
You sleep in till noon, then you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.
LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE
I should've kept my head down.
Bullshit. You're not the type.
Social Distancing At the beach and during a pandemic
What are you looking at? Keep your eyes out there.
You get in here. Come on.
I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say...
Well, if somebody breaks your force field, then you win.
-Not unless they torture me. -Come on.
Who's your friend? Who's your buddy?
-No. -Oh, yeah.
Go, man!
It's cold streams that chill your bones and a hot meal to warm you up.
And that's one. All right. He's off.
It's us, Winger! Get us out!
Get these bunks made up! Get your gear stored!
-HoId it! -They had proper ID, sir.
Going south today? All right.
Hold on, honey. I got a special tool for you.