Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Captain Stillman, the new company commander.
There was one?
Hi Jerry & Stacey
You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one.
Yeah. Just follow me.
Too bad the girls are in Germany.
No. No, don't stop.
Anand
Scott’s Powers are back!
I'll take my hat off.
And then we're gonna do 10 miles, rain or shine.
-...for a cop. -Oh, thanks a lot.
Son of bitch. Shit.
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.
Something's blocking the road. Hang on!
Stripes Biden has spoken.
Let me tell you something, mister.
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
I'm going Army
Did everyone make it with a beautiful MP last night
But now I know why I have aIways lost women to guys like you.
You're a trained killer!
Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans
Derrick and Eddie's welcoming committee
...is a real crack platoon of new recruits to man the EM-50.
I’m pacing myself, sergeant.
It's double double top-secret.
Well, okay, hotshot.
What happens on those Costa trips
-Oh, let's. -I think you're a punk.
Sarge, what are you doing? Sarge, what are you doing?!
Any of you guys call me “boo”... and I’ll kill ya.
...a backflip...
Should call him "The Dork."
I'm basically a shy person.
No. I've seen that.
...and your friends tried to make it with the cow.
Well, that hurts, ma'am.
Hello?
Out, please!
You just made the list buddy.
Yeah.
...because I would have a tough time pronouncing some of your last names.
Sam Hey, we're walking.
Ten-hut!
WE ZIP IN, WE ZIP OUT
Will you guys just relax? We got plenty of time. What time is it now?
Son of bitcj Shit
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
Swede, you are exactly the kind of go getter I want on my EM-50 project.
Send help. I gotta get moving.
Beat the shit out of them, Ox!
Me this morning after watching the Tigers No-Hitter
You're my big toe
. .
Best bunk? Best bunk is....
-No. -We're responsible.
I'll be over there in Nepal with those monkey-head chicks.
...and carry on, I guess.
Forward, arms!
Stupid
A somersault up to the knees, to a butt banister...
...and getting to know you, then taking photos of you while I drive.
I certainly meant no offense by it. It won't happen again.
I've never felt more alive in my whole life.
All right, steady, steady.
Yes, yes, there we go. I'm in.
I've always been kind of a pacifist.
Son, there ain’t no cardinals no more
I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
Get him!
Okay, Mr. Pushups. Let's hear your story.
-They give you money. -Who?
Interim reports! That's all I ever do around here.
...before we see this whatever it is.
And in the morning we can chop down a big tree...
-Yeah. -Not that one.
All right, now the way that you play it is...
-Good night. -Good night.
Now, do what I do...
Yes, sir.
-No, no, no. -Oh, yeah.
John.
Take one step back, Winger.
That's my man out there! My champ! Now stop it!
Lee Harvey...
...or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe...
Take it easy, Francis-- Psycho.
Now, I don't care what you heard.
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
EM-50
Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
-Hello? -Hello.
Thank you.
Maybe you'd like to take a swing at me.
Mahler
Yeah, they're not as old either.
All right, stand back from the door. I'm gonna blow it.
Come on, move!
I gotta live with 37?
NICE GOIN’, ASSHOLE.
A little bit lumpy.
No. I've always thought about joining the Army.
I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean fighting machine
I've seen that on cable TV, and it did nothing for me.
Free range pedophiles.
-What time we get up? -Five a.m.
We checked the barracks, sir. They're not there.
-Who is it? -It's Idi Amin.