Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have you been doing your special exercises?
Happy Birthday Putin!!! What happened to his bridge?
We'll take care of these two.
Wait, What? RTM wins?!?! No way, I didn't know that.
Have it your way, sir.
Have that removed, corporal.
I love those guys. We're their only chance.
He's gonna do a reverse mo-fo.
Way to go, Ox! Kill them!
Colombia. Love weed.
Last Game, what???
Aren't you going too fast?
Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?
Okay, all right.
We're here.
You are in trouble! This is government property--
Well, that hurts, ma'am
-Thanks for splitting it. -No problem.
I'm Getting too old for this! NOPE NEVER!
That's the fact, Jack!
You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo.
-All right, we're in. -Nice work, John.
Left, left, left, right, left.
What, the Army?
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
Oh, my balls. Oh, my balls.
Corporal Briggs, we have a comedian in our midst.
You keep your mouth shut about this. Do you understand me?
...but this ain't no glamour detail we're on.
Wisconsin
I'll do it!
...for the entire thing.
That's why guys in my fangirl club call me "Coach Prime"
Hey, can I take your last beer?
All right!
They got him down and they got him pinned!
That’s why the guys in my car club call me the cruiser
We can do this. We just have to practice.
We are the wretched refuse.
That's even better.
Everybody back! Everybody back!
Congratulations. You just doubled your money.
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this Clan.
You're hopelessly, deeply in love with me, aren't you?
It's cool. All right.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I didn't have the money.
No, sir. Oh, here come your men now, sir.
You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer!
I go in the Army, they turn my body into a dangerous weapon.
-Yeah. -How was your day?
Primer día del Internado
The plane's coming apart.
Razzle-dazzle!
I want them on the plane tonight.
And I don't like nobody touching my stuff!
Welcome to Italy
Hey, move that cab, buddy!
Get on your feet!
Black guys, help the white guys, okay?
...about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung.
lighten up, abner.
WHEN YOU STOLE THAT COW
Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it 10 miles.
All I know is I finally get to kill somebody.
You know, how much can you straighten out in one week?
-There's the truck. -Must be them. Get ready!
I'm getting too old for this shit!
Lighten Up, Francis.
How much should I bet?
I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.
oh, here come your men NOW, sir!
When I tell you to move...
Yes, sir.
Think this guy is overdoing it abit
This practice should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Abbey!! Welcome to italy.
It’s the stories that you tell . . .
Just get on the plane.
Barnicke?
I was wondering if you.... Are you...
Mr. Kushner, will you streamline distribution of supplies to the states for coronavirus care?
Porter Family
Any of you guys call me “Boo”, and I’ll kill ya.
Yeah.
Come on! I'll walk on your ass, boy! I was killing--
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
-Hey, man! -Instant Finance.
Welcome back James Johnson aka bloodsport thats the HEAT Cult
Hey, baby, want to come to my place?
Where's the Winnebago? Goddamn it! Shit!
What happens if I refuse to get on the bus?
-I really think you're gonna like this. -Yeah?
What an idiot. Get in here.
I can't believe they're Russian spies. Can you?
You can’t go….
Any more complaints?
Get up!
Oh, where did you learn that? Oh, where did you learn that?
Do either of you have credentials It’s a standard question
Hey! You can't stop in the middle of a bridge!
Blue Nylon Panties
Two in the jeep.
Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
...so how about we tag along with you to your destination...
All right, soldier, let's see how you fire that mortar.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear... And when I do it’s usually pretty unusual.
No problem, sergeant.
An Army without leaders is like a foot...
-Hi. -Where are the others?
Welcome to IT-LEE!
I joined the Army because my father and my brother were in the Army.
John, over here!
UAV
Good.
Ladies and gentlemen, the big event you've been waiting for.
-How's this for you? -Perfect.
I'm going Army.