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And I don't think I want to take your abuse.

Do the words "act of war" mean anything to you, huh?

Buona sera, gentlemen.

And I want you to think real hard about it.

Now any of you homos touch my stuff And I'll kill you

I don't think I've ever been this happy.

My hobbies are fast cars and fast women. That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."

-Okay, down on your knees. -Sounds good.

-We're missing it. -Let's go.

He's almost set. He's eyeing that rug.

touch me, touch my stuff and I'll kill you

Thank you, captain.

And right shoulder, ho!

We're so damn lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?

Have that removed, Corporal.

-Okay. Let's look. -Yeah, that's a much better plan.

Now set it and fire it.

So, what do we do now?

-What a darling border guard. -Is there a bathroom here?

So you better hit them bunks, my little babies...

What, you want me to run for the Senate?

We got some naked animals in here we don't want you to see.

-No, I'm deserting. -You idiot!

What kind of training?

-Yes, sir? -Colonel Glass to see you, sir.

-It's Winger! -We're free!

73 BALLAN 73 BALLAN 00973

-You're getting good. -Starting to get the hang of it.

And I want to thank you for making me join the Army.

Are those my men. Corporal?

Isn't this fun? You're pretty good for a first time, really.

Okay, major, let's go!

Well, where are my men?

Mangler He is alive

Can I talk to you for a minute?

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST, BUDDY.

Happy Birthday Putin What happened to Putin’s Bridge

All right, Klaus, hold it up right here.

I don't care, sergeant. Just load the truck, and let's move out.

Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today.

You got something in a low-rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.

Look at that. Bend over. Drop the soap. Oh, tits. Good.

They make me a black belt.

Hey...Gaige Grosskreutz

-Oh, it's good in stew, yeah. -Yeah, put about 30 in there.

All right, now this is the second time we've let you guys off.

I've never gone this way before.

Call me Francis

It's real heavy.

Okay, find that truck, and we find them.

Golf Scorecard Turn-in

Lighten up, Sandy

-John, is that you? -Yeah.

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog, Sir!

-We can do this, right? -There's no way in hell we can do it.

Piaf.....She should be here

All I know is we finally get to impeachment somebody

We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers.

Get your butt down, soldier. You'll get it shot off someday. Move it!

Hey Nasdaq Bell-Ringer Guy

You've got some warped idea about the Army.

I want to party with you cowboy...

Mayday. Code 21, Status 7. Mayday. Code 21, Status 7.

Any of you guys call me Boo... and I’ll kill ya.

Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

-No! -Yeah, I do.

Hold that, corporal.

any of you homos tilt in the first half and I'll kill you

You can't go! All The plants are gonna die!

Left right left right ...

-We'd have to, wouldn't we? -Yeah.

You're already dirty. C'mon.

Well, I was kind of thinking we'd get a couple companions this weekend.

...and start worrying about how you're going to pass muster at graduation.

Bathroom, girls. Bathroom.

Lighten up, Peanut.

There are two things I promised myself I'd never do:

Abbey!! Welcome to Italy.

Best bunk, right here.

Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out...

Son, there ain’t no draft

I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?

...we've never been in a Winnebago."

My name is Russell Ziskey...

Welcome to Statue of Ho.

For chrissakes, captain. We broke through the--

I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.