Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...we got women can climb that better than you. Get up!
Men, welcome to the United States Army.
Here you go. There you go. Hand them off there, boys.
Hey, where's the EM-50?
Gentlemen…we are in Germany!
I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army.
Let's go upstairs and check out the general's closets.
-Intelligence? -Some.
I'm with the U.S. Army, 41st Armored Division, Bravo Company.
If it's a Status 7 like you said, they went in undercover.
Listen, if this is gonna get you in trouble, we'll leave. All right?
lighten up abner.
-...a hotel room somewhere. -Yeah.
Don't scratch them.
I'm a gentleman. Now stop it.
Fifteen, 16, 17....
I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names...
Move it!
-I need 150! -One-sixty!
All I've got are a lot of bad habits and a lot of bad debts.
Oh, Cruise, it's been a lot of fun the first time, hasn't it?
Save it for later.
...and the rest of you got the weekend off. Dismissed!
You're a lean mean fighting Machine!
...or I got ways of finding out myself.
There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us.
Major Ellis would like you to look over these interim reports, captain, sir.
Keep it moving! Let's go!
Soldier, the Army has spent a lot of money teaching you how to fire that.
There we are, Winger. Ain't no more drill sergeant.
-Here's proof. His nose is cold. -So is his brain.
Where’s your boat, men? ...BLOWED UP, sir!
We don't have to worry...
Russell Leffler
You know, there's a strip search before you get on the bus.
Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk.
Ok
We are in Germany !
You get lots of travel. Kathmandu, guaranteed.
All right, now if you'll just give UncIe Sam your autograph here.
Oh, amazing.
Why, boy...
I'm falling apart here.
Did you check him off, Louise?
Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure.
Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?
Yes, sir. You can count on me, sir.
...and big toe...
John?
Didn't Everybody Make It With A Beautiful MP Tonight
-You're very competitive. -I don't wanna go back.
Guess What Alberto...
In the last two hours...
You don't say "sir" to me. I'm an SA. I work for a living.
You know, my father was here during the war.
Most guys couldn't even handle you.
They'd better be in there.
-Yes, sergeant. -I didn't hear you.
What is their struggle?
Come on, you know my sister.
You see, it’s Wednesday so all the trucks go southbound on I-81 If it were Thursday, they would be going northbound.
I don't know what kind of shit you pulled at graduation...
Oh, my God, what an idiot. He's working on it.
You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem.
Do you? That means that our forefathers...
They got a hundred Baryshnikovs running around.
...all the way back, a double backflip.
And then depression set in.
No, we're just good friends.
BLOWN UP SIR!
-Is this good? Is this good? -It's great. Oh, it's perfect.
unpacking
John!
You're all in this together.
What happened to your contract Blown Up Sir
Would've been good.
Oh...you old dog you......
How do you win?
Chad Kelly
-Did you say that? -No, sir.
We zip in….. We zip out. It’s only the Ukraine for Pete’s sake!
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to Iearn.
Stuuupid!!!
-Okay? -It sounds easy.
We go down to the motor pool.
What if the Russians were raping your sister?
-Winger! Oh, I'm so glad! -What are you doing here?
Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
...left this military post without permission.
That's a good idea.
Three o’clock! We're missing it!
Now, since nobody else has got the guts...
And when he sees what total fuck-ups you really are...
It's softball and low bridges.
There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal.
Well, you lose. If you would've had four fours, you would've won.
Dare me. Go on, bluff me. Come on.
Launching Ubuntu OS in a container
I'm getting too old for this shit!!
This is the EM-50?
Like discipline and duty and honor and courage. You ain't got none of it.
Never convicted.
He's moving now. That's two.
To take orders from me, who is--
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear… …and when I do, it’s usually something unusual
...and make me proud.
It's like going into Wisconsin.
Welcome to Italy.
Mangler
I’m pacing myself, sergeant.
I'm gonna bust your butts...
There must be a bathroom here somewhere.
Reveille is 0500.
-That's the fact, Jack! -That's the fact, Jack!
-Do you have your papers? -Yes. Here.
lighten up, karen!
NEVER CONVICTED.
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this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested