Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this is nice, really.

Come on. Let's go.

I'm not gonna accept anything less than $100.

Two things, John: First of all, they hate your guts.

Any of you suckholes want to come up here and knock me off?

I’m pacing myself, Sargent. MOVE IT!!!

We got each other.

You'll guard this vehicle until 0800 on Monday morning...

You say the nicest things.

We could take them up in the Alps for a little spin.

You look like a sensitive, intelligent guy.

Oh, yeah. I want that so clean I could eat off the floor.

We're trying to get over there, do some skiing.

You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!

My man. My big man here is gonna do it all for us...

Sixteen? Wanna play Spin the Bottle?

...Sergeant Hulka.

I guess we're going after John and Russell.

What is your name?

...you are a madman.

Climb aboard, soldier.

There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us.

-Okay, who's up for the Vatican? -No, I can't.

...a dismount...

-And you know why? -Why?

Who's going to tell race about this?

I'll come out a human killing machine.

I swallowed a lot of aggression Along with a lot of pizzas

Hey. Yes, thank you. Toss that up here.

You're head over heels in love with me.

Move it! Move it!

I've been in this Army 28 years.

John, no, it's not gonna work. I like you, but I need something more.

...and watch him do 50 pushups?

We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1!

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -No, no. No, John, no.

We don't have to worry . . . about whether or not we’ve practiced.

You know, these aggressive-training courses like EST, those type of things.

-Good. That's fine. Let them. -It's working.

Now listen to me. You're gonna finish basic training...

Nice to know you can move like that when you have to.

-Save your strength, sarge. -Yeah.

Now, any of you homos touches me, and I’ll kill you

It's gonna be kind of weird till then, but....

Okay, guys, you're home. Get out.

They're Russian troops, about 200.

Knees in the Breeze

Russell. He should be here.

I'm pacing myself, sergeant.

When we first met, I thought you were kind of screwed up.

That guy was like a member of the steel-plate club.

All right, you've looked at the general's refrigerator long enough.

...you're gonna keep your mouth shut and do everything he tells you.

These are Elmo’s microdots. That's acid.

...would help change your rotten attitude.

Which is perfect for me.

YOU MEAN LIKE, FLAMING OR...

You got a problem, boy?

-What about this? How about this? -That's better. Oh, so much better.

-I don't think that was me. -You're right. It was Normandy Beach.

That's not what I heard.

It's learning how to be a soldier. And how to be much more.

You come home, you order out food...

FOSSTEN, YOU OLD DOG.

All i know is I finally get to shoot someone

We should, like, build a shelter, I think.

Four hundred thirteen dollars and 58 cents!

0DTE's? If it were me, I'd bet Everything

...from anyone in this platoon.

Oh, I like that.

Yeah, we're with them.

No questions, please.

Right shoulder, arms!

-Not Marine pushups. -No, simple pushups.

Oh, look at those men.

Right on inside.

Free range pedophiles.

I want to see you walking tall...

Hey Tony Romo Fans...

And you let no one in there. No one! Not even the colonel!

If we're lucky, we'll drift into those major shipping lanes...

...that your whole platoon...

-Do you think I'm officer material? -God, I'm worried about you.

Getting Superstar in 4th Round...

So, what, I guess we dig each other...

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

Now, when you invade a hostile foreign nation...

Okay, let's go. Five good ones. Come on.

this text should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

Folks, don't order the schnitzel. They're using schnauzer.

Brandon Rice IWANT TO PARTY WITH YOU COWBOY

They don't know how to come on. Do you know the rest of your problem?

It's a little cute.

I think some of these plants are edible.

I do not want to hear one more insubordinate word...

John Ringer? What kind of a name is Ringer?

Your mamas are not here to take care of you now.

We work on it all night. We get it together.

They're not in the NFC, it's the AFC North.

We zip in…. We zip out. It’s the Ukrainian for Pete’s sake!

-Let's skip the bullshit, captain. -Yes, sir.

Chris & Abby Enjoy your Honeymoon!

What's everybody so down about?

-I'll get you up to cruising speed. -Stop it!