Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good one, Russell.

Have that removed, Corporal.

Get down and give me 50, mother!

...my car and my girlfriend.

Do you want me to notify post security, sir?

That's just the way we like to keep it, captain.

Left, right, left, right

Not bad! It's great.

All right, go to your neutral corners, and we will begin the match!

But just one more time.

Sergeant Hulka.

Are thes my psyop programs?

NGP in Germany!

We're Americans. With a capital A, huh?

Don't make me shoot you.

... I'll be right behind you guys every step of the way.

He still owes me money. Hey, Barney!

I don't know what kind of soldier I'll make...

-Whoa, tough door! -You got it locked on the inside?

I got $3 says I can do five pushups.

Okay. That's really very good. I'd like to try just one more time...

...you're gonna say, "How high?"

Oh, jeez! Now you done it.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Thanks for the ride, pal.

Are these my psyop programs colonel?

I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.

I'm sorry about what happened at the meeting.

I'm Sergeant Hulka.

-Understand? -Yes, sir.

You figure it out.

But there's no animal that's more faithful...

You can't go... all the plants are going to die

Right shoulder, ho!

Inside. Off the bus.

Shut up! Just shut up, will you!

I mean, Charles de Gaulle was a general. You're smarter than him.

"Sammy, get well soon."

Yes. I want to thank you for saving my life over in Vietnam.

When it’s time to do the farm work outside….

Fire Dept Mandatory Training? What kind? I.C.S Training, Sir!

The GI Bill. Borrow all the money you want.

If we screw up graduation, we'll have to take basics all over again.

Because you talked me into this, that's why, you idiot! It was your idea!

Will you shut up about the Army?

Thanks a lot, Winger!

-Fall in! -Yeah!

They'll all be hitting on me. "Hey, John...

-See this arm band? MP. -Yes, ma'am.

Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blown over, sir!

There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourseIf...

Hey, captain, could we get a ride with you?

Now, any of you homos...

sir. I know you may have a terrible sense of humor

Alt right on the way to their next protest

I can't handle basic training again, man.

Al Hoford another great night.. You’re a Bum!

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Should call him the dork

I knew that wasn't gonna sound good.

All right, let's do a little singing this morning.

...you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one and the same.

Thank you. It's great to be back home.

Big Ric addressing the crowd!

-This is ridiculous. -Right.

Yeah, but these are girls. They're weak and soft.

The bidding has gotta start. Now give me 100.

You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die!

I'll still respect you.

You would be, man. You could go right into Intelligence.

I know. I gotta straighten out.

Rizzler Rizzler…

Not yet, ma'am.

... I don't care how smart you are or how dumb you are...

Lighten Up, Francis.

All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody.

This snow day should be postponed Until the platoon is better rested

Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."

Now if any of you Homo's

Son of bitch Shit

My name's Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City.

I'll be in my office if you need me.

-Two fours, I got an ace. -You got an ace, an eight and a seven.

-Did you say that? Who said--? -I said that.

He said he couldn’t make it. Why don't you do it?

-Yes, sergeant. -Now that's what I wanna hear.

Second, when I finish all my training, I'm probably gonna be a typist.

"Get off my back!"

I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this Clan, Gary.

I had a real bad day.

I'd like to take a big swing at you, sarge.

I was wondering if you.... Are you.holding?

Dare me. Go on, bluff me. Come on!

No, I'm not a general, but may I help you?

Yeah, I'm becoming aware of that, you know.