Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All I know is, we finally get to impeach somebody.

I got you a pizza too.

Sergeant Hulka?

-No, sergeant. -I didn't hear you!

I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.

My name is Russell Leffler

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

Took it to get it washed?!

...you pretend there's a force field all around your body...

-We gotta go get them. -Yeah.

And no pulling of the nose.

I've got a problem, and I need your help.

All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.

Okay, great, great. All right, we'll see you next week.

And during this match there will be absolutely no biting.

Where the fuck's my truck?

We're not going to Moscow. It’s Louisiana

It's okay. Special assignment.

-No, no. -Now, don't worry about a thing, okay?

... I see if I can get my cab job back.

Son of bitch Shit

-A face bounce... -John.

-Bus. -A movie on this flight.

Come on. Don't waste it.

"Hi, sarge." Just shut up.

Now for power update

Party Time Italian Style

This isn't what you think.

And Craig is not always going to be there

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

...to make this the best damned outfit in the European command.

Oh, my-- Oh, my God! Mama!

We'll learn some new tunes. We'll have a great time. Bye-bye.

Happy birthday putin What happened to Putin’s bridge

-I'll drive. -Okay.

A triple head! Oh, no! Oh, he's hurt!

Hi, baby. You're home a little early, aren't you?

Time to get out of here.

Have that removed, Corporal.

All of KC to Andy Reid

...were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Moos and Eustachy Toether? I want to party with you Cowboy!

I feel like I'm 16 years old in my parents' house...

Hi. I'm John Winger of the United States Army...

I just know that I don't want you.

Why don't you do it.

It's party time.

Welcome to Italy

I'll take care of you.

-Where you going, sarge? -Hey, sarge, where are you going?

From the United States Military Academy, John Winger.

It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months.

And then we're gonna dry the meat for traveling.

I think I'm good at this.

-What are you gonna do with that? -This. And this.

9:30 Rounds should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

-All right. Give me your money. -Four hundred and thirteen bucks!

-Tired, challenged, trained and proud. -This doesn't look bad.

you old dawwwggg

-You just broke my force field. -Yeah, you win.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...

-You got that? -Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Why do we want prisoners? What do we want with prisoners?

Oh, I wanted it-- Oh, I'm sorry!

Queen Anne salute!

You've heard of the EM-50 project?

I wanna party with you, Scott Mees.

...to our newest, bestest buddy...

Phildo,were you convicted of sleeping with a minor?

That's good. Oh, great.

Okay, mister...

-Convicted? -Yeah.

I want to party with you, pirate

...and have some really serious sex.

We’re so damn lost

You don't know a damn thing about soldiering.

NEVER CONVICTED.

wanna party with you, Dee Ball.

beat the shit out of ‘em hawks!

Well, why don't you tell me your joke, son?

I got it figured this way: They got one big gun, a couple of tanks.

-Stop! Fall in! -Hey, sergeant, it's raining.

You stand in place.

The important thing is not to panic.

...to be that big toe for us.

You cant Leave! All the plants will DIe!

I'm getting too old for this shit!

Hut, two, three, four.

No stragglers. Now come on.

We are in Germany

So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

Russell Leffler

You grabbed me, pulled me into a foxhole and patched me up.

Lee Harvey, you are a mad man

HEY ABBEY!!! Welcome to Italy.

I ain't talking about that crap! I'm talking about something important.

I can't handle home schooling again

son of bitch shit

...without actually touching.

The Week has Flown

...and the instructions got all fouled up there.

I was testing you.

All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody