Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Men, I realize this tragic injury to your drill sergeant is a real shock.
-We ended up-- -Shut up.
Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression...
When you don’t know what to say Say
Any of you guys Call Greg Lance, AND, I'll Kill you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRISTIAN
Where the hell have you been, soldier?
Move it! Do it!
...the rest of this platoon...
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
-Okay. -Okay, let's go.
I've never heard bones creak like that.
Okay, I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking English...
Are either of you homosexuals?
-When's the good part, John? -This is the good part.
...and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2 in the morning!
Security Awarenes Trainng Sir!
We've traced the EM-50 to Germany.
-We'll just look? -Yeah.
What a tragedy. Hey. Hey.
You're nobody's fool when it comes to your future, John.
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Come with me, my dear.
He has selected this platoon for this assignment...
Yes, sir.
Oh, I didn't know they could do that.
I think we should go to California again and pick fruit.
So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
Before we proceed any further...
Eat the streak
When I tell you to jump...
What the fuck
-Should we? -Yeah. Let's go.
WHERE THE FUCK’S MY TRUCK??
-It doesn't seem fair. -Fair?
Just remember John candy
Tits
We Zip In. We Zip Out
Don't you ever touch me again, ever.
We're gonna muster in front of the motor pool at 0600! Got it?
Those bastards.
ITs PARTY TIME MEMPHIS STYLE
Swallowed a lot of aggression
Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical lowlife character to me.
Forty-two.
They're all going backpacking, John!
But there is one thing that we all have in common.
...this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Chicks digs me cause I rarely follow fundamentals.. And when I do, I always lose big money.
Even before I picked this up.
-And what do we got? -What do we got?
-Really? -Yeah. Be careful, man.
...to admit it...
Twenty-seven, 28....
You can beat me as much as you want!
It's cutting time.
Anybody else want to be a comedian in here?
0DTE? I'd bet everything
That's good. Good.
You're kidding.
Any of you guys call me Danny, and I’ll kill you.
ICE recruits
Son, there ain’t no game no more
Touch my drums
There was one?
Where is it?
When it’s time to do the farm work outside….
Sergeant Crocker is on the mortar range.
-You wrestled, huh? Nice seats. -Yeah.
-All right. -Hey, did you leave the radio on?
-No. -Never convicted.
Sit down.
...but with some difficulty?
You're number one on the death list now, Winger.
DECEMBER 31ST, 7 O'CLOCK
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon.
There you go. A little bit lumpy. You're a little bit lumpy.
lighten up, abner.
All right, men, fall in alongside this roadway in a column of two.
-No, I certainly haven't had that. -First you get up on the grill.
It's come to my attention...
Yessir Yessit
I think you're ready for the Special Olympics.
You can't go all the plants are gonna die!
...looking good and mentally alert at all times.
Son, there ain't no draft no more.
I was just making a joke, sergeant.
When your wife says “no more guns in 2024 because you got too many in 2023”
...repeat the entire course of basic training.
-That's our unit. -Oh, no.
The absence of a plan is ridiculous.
John!
I just can't take this anymore.
Something's blocking the road. Hang on!
-...and you are my prisoner. -Why are you doing this?
Move it out!
Gentlemen, it's party time, Italian style!
Don't leave
That's my philosophy, $100 shine on a $3 pair of boots.
Anyway, it costs 400 bucks to join this thing.
Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people.
Order, ho!
Just sayin : )
Then you drive your cab, what, a couple hours?
Well, I'm still in. Cruise, how about you?
Are these my psyop programs? No sir….
I gotta get in shape.
Left face!
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
...at coordinates 41 6-397.
-No, I don't. -Your problem is that you're armed.
I thought I better save the time outs for the second half
I don’t like nobody touching me!
Never convicted.
Yeah, ok…
...John Harmon.
I don't know what I want.
... I would have to make yours.
Aaaaarmy Training Sir!!
-We're going to be killed! -Oh, no.
...that could link up with Air Recon.
-Thanks again. -Okay, all right.
Heineke?! Heineke?! That guy still owes me money!
Fifty-one, 52....
That’s just the kind of go-getter I want on my EM-50 Project in Italy
This day should be postponed until this platoon is better rested
Brock You are a madman!!!
Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and you'll say:
you old dawg
Hey, this is a loading zone. You can't park here.
...and they're away on a trip.
Hey, they're about to start shooting at us.
CHICAGO. BANG BANG!
So, what are you guys gonna do?