Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Derrick and Eddie's welcoming committee
You're sticking on the bottom, dear. Keep hopping. Keep hopping, honey!
They ship it anywhere you want.
You're going nowhere, John.
-More worthless money for you. -Come on.
Yes, but where the great pay... Where's the travel???
I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
TMBA CML
-Got him! -All right! Oh, God!
I have a plan
All I know is that I finally get to kill somebody
Bathroom. Bathroom.
I go back, get a new apartment...
-...you know, holding? -No, man, I'm not.
Russell?
-They came looking for us. -Oh, they've had it.
All I know is I finally get to kill somebody
Sir, those numb-nuts can't even tie their own shoelaces.
Mom! I'm home!
You white guys'll probably get five years.
So why don't you just move along and get on the bus?
...but get off my back.
John!
This is the Army.
you can't go! all the pant are gonna die!
Donald Trump is a convicted Felon!
I'll respect you even more.
That's different.
You Step forward
SIgn us up
It's just you and me, kid, man-to-man.
-I'm not enjoying this! Now quit it! -You're not, huh?
Any of you kids call me “bruh” again…and I’ll kill you.
This is the Army.
THIS GAME SHOULD BE POSTPONED UNTIL THIS TEAM IS BETTER RESTED. AND RECOVERED. AND STAFFED. AND HAS AN ACTUAL NFL QUARTERBACK.
Would you be careful with those?
Ziskey.
Well, explain yourselves.
-Louise, get this thing moving. -You're dangerous, you know that?
No, sergeant!
How many times I thought that,...
Inside.
So we're all dogfaces. We're all very, very different.
Jenny
416-397. That's Czechoslovakia.
I GOT A HELL OF A SENSE OF HUMOR
You all right?
Anand Don't GO!
Putin ...you are a madman.
Sergeant, when I want your input, I will ask for it. Thank you.
So go ahead, give it your best shot.
You can't go All the plants are gonna die
-This looks like a main road. -Oh, yeah, this is the interstate here.
-I'm not going in. -You could be a commander.
-Are you okay? -Where are they?
0500. All right, we have three hours. Didn't you ever cram for a test before?
-Official business. -May I see your identification, sir?
Son of bitch. Shit.
...that several members of the 3rd Platoon Bravo Company...
NEVER CONVICTED.
You know, this is the cold and flu season.
That's the fact, Backblaze!
You can't go, all the plants are gonna die
Listen, if I get killed, my blood is on your hands.
Oh, parted my hair.
Hey—-
Gunther, get yourself a new Volkswagen, huh?
... John Harmon.
Heinicke?! Heinicke?! That guy still owes me money?
I am going to write your name down...
That's my car!
-Russell. -Come on, it's Czechoslovakia.
You're welcome to stay at my place if you want.
Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blown over, sir!
Fifteen and a half.
We're gonna fall out with locker boxes...
Well, one thing led to another...
Go get them!
Maybe I just don't know you well enough yet, sarge.
Hey, we’re running
Come on, rhythm. Hut, two, three, four.
Sir, if you'll take my advice, there's a crack squad in the 42nd...
And before I leave you...
That’s the fact Jack!
We are in Germany.... Scene from Stripes
Especially this close to the end of basic training.
You've got three days to get it together.
Think this guys over doing it a bit
Should have called him the dork
This is pretty sweet. Free clothing.
Where the fuck's my truck?
My people, we're number one. All right.
Is it really Friday?
Oh, my hero.
I just had the weirdest dream. John.
Raise it, sergeant.
The subject is closed.
-Who could grow more than me? -Goodbye.
"You Just Made The List, Buddy."
-You said you used to wrestle. -I used to lose a lot.
See how far he ca stock it up your......
I knew it. I had that feeling.
As far as I'm concerned, Sergeant Crocker's 100 percent responsible...
-No. -We'll split it.
One-seventy-five now! One-seventy-five here! One-eighty!
Step back!
Are these my psyop programs colonel? No sir, your programs are over there
Let’s Goooo!!
What's the matter with you?
A real beauty, colonel. You can count on us.
Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah. Look at that!
He still owes me money! Hey Heinecke!
Gentlemen, it's party time - Italian style.
You can't go All the plants are gonna die
If you'd like to be part of it, call this number toll-free.
Yes, sir, a fine-looking bunch of men.
John! John! We're missing graduation.
...unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."
You know my feelings...
I'm getting too old for this ! Nope....Never!
I'm Getting too old for this!
Oh, shit.
Nothing doing. We'd be the laughingstock...
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
We owe it to Sergeant Hulka to end up face down in the gutter tonight.
Move it out!
Stow your tray table in the upright position, will you?
Thanks Chelsea.(click volume on)
Italy.. Or Germany?
Craig has been our Big Toe
Wash off the soap. That's right. Wash it off.
Yeah, dysentery guaranteed.
Forward march!
Got something in a low rise mesh? ...Bikini if possible?
Top Says Im getting too old for this s#!t
We're gonna start out with a five-mile run.
This is my mission. I would appreciate if you let me run it. Thank you.
Get him off! Get him off!
Where’s your boat, men? BLOWED UP, sir!
...you're not gonna make it.
Such a truck would be good For picking up girls in Minsk
… Jeff Alberts
When’s the good part, John? This is the good part.
-What did he say? -He said the black guys...