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Russell Russell

Alt right on the way to their next protest

Then you watch movies until dawn, and then...

You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.

You're late on the payments, pal.

Because tonight we're gonna go out and kill a wild boar.

-John, I took a lot of these. -How many?

I gotta dry out, or I'll be dead before I'm 30.

Step into my office.

Stand up when I'm sticking you, boy!

It’s the stories that you tell . . .

Are either of you homosexuals?

I'm pacing myself.

"Our newest soldiers with our latest weapon." That kind of thing.

Nothing's changed.

This work day should be postponed, until this team is better rested.

-Training, sir! -Training, sir!

Well, that was interesting.

Oh, not yet. Please, not yet! Oh, please!

-You, go ahead. -Me?

It's time you and me had a private talk, Winger.

We've been practicing all night, and we stink.

Yeah. We just find a gas station, they'll tell us where all the nice--

That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing?

-I'm praying. -You ought to.

He said he had a plan. Now, just give him a chance.

what became of bunny meyer? she had 2 cars and one backed into her shopping bag.

-Open this door, pIease! -I'm gonna squash him!

It's a hundred ways to prove yourself.

I'll take that right now!

You're making friends fast around here, John.

Only "list" meme I could think of.

A black beIt who can levitate.

Those are damn fine me. Are they in my company?

Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah. Look at that! That's....

I am, aren't I?

Behind you! Hey, she's not even in the fight.

Gentlemen, we are in Germany!

Docusign... you just made the list, buddy

Will you take this comedian outside...

I didn't talk you into this. You needed a husky.

Look out, Louise! There's a tank behind us! Move it!

Well, sir, we were....

Lighten up, Sandy

Lighten up Francis

Where were you two blocks ago when we could've used you?

One of these men may save your life one of these days, understand?

Platoon, just like last night, only better!

I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

Cut that out. Cut that out.

...then you come to bed with me.

That's good. Now your name.

It's the stories that you tell.

It's not just the uniform.

I'm Captain Hollister, Special Operations Group. Who are you?

I got a hell of a sense of humor. Ain't I, Corporal Briggs?

Russell Russell

Take about an hour. We could drive over, get pictures and come back.

We're so damn lost

Alls I know is I finally get to kill somebody!!

You could probably be a general in a year.

I still think you're kind of screwed up, Russell...

But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations.

...and totally unable to control his men.

-What do you think? -I hope we don't go to war.

"I've been listening to him for years. He's fabulous."

I don't think you'd think it's funny, sir. Sergeant.

So let's not let it happen a third time. Is that clear?

Welcome back James Johnson #HEATCult

...will do the next two weekends on KP.

No Reserve: 1963 Mercedes-Benz Unimog 404.1 S

So how many of you would say you speak English fairly well...

...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time.

It's all over with now. We might as well not even show up to graduation.

Brandon Rice I WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU COWBOY

Who's gonna make the beds?

And if you want my honest opinion...

What General Barnicke wants from you...

Damn it, though, we're so close. I'd love to just go take a look.

We're all very different people.

Captain Stillman.

Davenport has arrived!

It's always your fault. You are not capable of handling--

...without a big toe.

-But we gonna get hung. -Yeah, man.

Is it fair that you were born like this? No!

Talk about massive potential for growth.

Hey Bro Guess what!?!?!

Is there a bathroom around here? I gotta pee.

A little English?

I ought to run right down there and join up, huh?

...we'll probably get picked up in a day or two by a Liberian freighter.