Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. I'm in good shape. I'm walking tall.
Oh, good.
Have you been doing your special exercises
Where's the great pay? Where's the travel?
Off the bus. Right on inside.
Chicago Bang! Bang!
...you'll move fast.
-Thank you. -That helped.
-I'm gonna fold. -Okay.
Move it out, son. Move it out.
Come on, you know my sister. You practically raped her one night.
Where's that sharp knife we have? Anita!
All I know Is I finally get to kill somebody
You think you know something about everything, don't you?
Sir, these are Sergeant Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
And here goes five. Will he do it?
Hey, Hansel, Gretel! Hey, we're your allies.
DECEMBER 31ST, 7 O'CLOCK
Attention!
I don't think I wanna go to the stockade.
Anything I could tell you would be a Iie, captain...
Excuse me, stewardess...is there a movie on this flight?
And Gary Koen isn't always gonna be there...
Cut that out! Cut that out!
I'm gonna kill you! Damn you!
"Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me 'The Cruiser.'"
You should have your license taken away.
I wanna party with you, Snowdoodles.
-Did you remember to get my dress? -Yeah.
What kind of training will you get?
I have a platoon and CO being held by hostile enemy...
Thank you.
Happy Birthday Matt!
I guess that's no on both.
I think we should find a hotel room.
Yo. Here we are, my man.
Lighten up, Bocko.
Sgt Hulka approves
I cried my eyes out.
NEVER CONVICTED.
The name's Francis Soyer.
Don’t forget about the original.
You're not gonna report this or anything, are you?
No, not with a hand like that. Come on.
Maybe I should fold.
-Let's go. Come on. -Let's look at the general's cupboards.
ANY OF YOU GUYS TOUCH MY POTATOES, AND I'LL KILL YOU.
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women.
So the basic problem is that I'm still around?
-That's four. -Four.
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
-Come on. -I'll do it!
It's not funny.
I need two volunteers.
Son of bitch, shit son of bitch, shit
The Army can make you feel a lot of ways:
You borrow the money, you buy a Winnebago.
-Oh, but, sir, these men-- -Don't "but" me, captain.
Putin to Russian Military: Ukrainians:
I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
And make no mistake.
I don't think so and I don't care and I don't have the time.
Buckle up here, cowpoke.
...and see that it's given to the proper authorities, G-E-R.
I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.
I was wondering if you.... Are you holding?
We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia.
Gentlemen, this is the EM-59
All I know
Pleasure to meet you, Hollister. Heard a lot about you.
...and I'll have you assigned to a weather station above the Arctic Circle.
Well, okay, hotshot."
Good, good.
-Two when we got out of the jeep. -Oh, no. Six hits.
-My gosh, my gosh. -Come on, John.
Oh, Stillman freaked out when the MPs brought us back.
And now?
I learned two semesters of geology in three hours.
Nice going, asshole.
All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody.
I wanna party with you, Dee Ball.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over "Jerry Espino", Sir!
-I'm pacing myself, sergeant. -Move it!
Thank you.
And that's all you'll ever be, a bum!
Tomorrow you'll be on parade in front of General Barnicke.
It ought to be.
Yeah, we won't go in.
Left, right, left, right.
Yes, you speak some English?
We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
Karma
Welcome back James Johnson thats the HEAT Cult
You know what that means?
-Are you gonna get sick or something? -Where the fuck's my truck? Where--?
I was shot up pretty bad.
Maybe they couldn't find the parade grounds.
Think we could do that?
What, are you smuggling furs or something?
All right.
THAT’S A FACT, JACK!
Oh, this is interesting.
I want to be taken to the airport. Be very careful with the bags.
Anyone: name drops soldier in 2 battalion
Louise, it's so nice to see you. What are you doing here?
Fine-looking group of men, wouldn't you say so?
Bye-bye.
Your left, your left, your left.
Party Time
John Harmon
...is to be the great American fighting soldier...
No mike, you didn't hire any men...
Blown up, sir!
Oh, my God!
It's just not that cute anymore.
"I saw something, but I'm not quite sure what it was."
What are you doing? No, get off. See, you gotta make my bunk.
When the Army entrusts an important project like this to an officer...
-Where's your drill sergeant, men? -Blown up, sir!
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
Cut it out! Stop!
You think this guy's overdoing it a bit?