Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It’s Party Time Italian Style

...walk, talk, shoot, shit like a United States soldier.

Hill Climb Racing Tank In Neon

...you don't send your typists in the first wave.

Just don't get it on my shoes, okay? Hello?

I'm pacing myself, sergeant.

Something seriously wrong with us.

This guy's doing pretty well. Interested?

But I'm warning you. If I catch any of you meddling civilians in my stuff, I'll have no choice but to tear you apart.

Are those my men, corporal?

-You gotta do it for us, Ox. -I can't.

When you stole that cow...

YOU CAN'T GO! ALL THE PLANTS ARE GONNA DIE!

...that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt.

Are those my men ernie?

Senator, hang onto that, will you, for me?

I've seen your kind come and go.

-That was stupid. -Yeah.

Moos and Eustachy Together? I want to party with you Cowboy!

Don't Worry Ukraine

You're making friends fast around here, Slack

Should have called him The Dork

Just use more whipped cream.

We're gonna check out General Barnicke's house. He's in Washington.

Barnake? Hey! He still owes me money!

Excuse me. General Hansen?

-Russell, what are you afraid of? -I'm not afraid.

I can't stop! Please!

We'll have them photographed putting the 50 through its paces.

-You know who would love this? -Who?

Where's my truck? Hey!

The two of us together, forget it.

When I was a kid my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger...

Well, I never heard of you. And you're not on my roster.

Let's see. Sergeant Hulka is on the confidence course.

-I can't see a thing up ahead, sir. -The turnoff is just up to the right.

Son, there ain’t no game no more

Hey, watch it. A guy could get hurt.

Every time I see a MEME Fact Checked on Facebook

We got a full day ahead of us.

-And 58 cents. -...and 58 cents!

You'd better stop worrying about what happened to Hulka...

Better than Groundhog Day

-There's a gun in that tower, Russell. -I see him.

Get your goat-smelling ass out of here!

I can't believe we're pIaying this.

So just keep your meat hooks off.

You think it's like a health club with neat uniforms or something.

I need some heavy discipline in my Iife.

We're gonna start the bidding.

...and say what I say...

Yes, sir. They determine where the mortar's--

So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?

Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans

Any of you guys call me “Boo”, I’ll killa ya

Clayton Kershaw Isn’t always going to be that big toe for us.

-So, what are you taking? -Oh, I got these from Elmo.

The Greatness inside Reunion Arena

I think they suck

Also, I don't like nobody touching me.

We're not gonna let you drive now, you sit right down here.

I was going to the laundry, get my uniform.

lighten up, Lydia.

I think this is the greatest day I've ever spent.

You screw this up, Stillman...

So much fun and imagination.

Winger. I'm adopted.

Need a little help.

My report states that Crocker was negligent in his mortar instructions...

-I didn't mean it. -How come yours is so long?

I'm getting too old for this ! Nope....Never!

-Captain. -Yes, sir?

Are these my psyop programs colonel?

What a rush. The sky is brown.

Hey, graduation's at 2:00. What time is it now?

Get me out of here.

You're heavily armed.

I spent most of my life in institutions.

...help the white guys.

I’m pacing myself Sargent

This one's light. Stand out of the way.

What kind of training, son?

Well, one just now and one in the barracks.