Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Convicted? No, Never Convicted

Mayday, mayday.

Come on. I'm part of a lost and restless generation.

We're 10 and 1!

This might be fun.

Now, don't forget, this is a big secret, so you can't tell anybody, okay?

Wake up, man! We're missing it.

Spend a couple days eating room service.

... I've lost my job, my apartment...

I hate tourist season.

Those guys are dead.

...is particularly interested in this project.

You know something, soldier. I've noticed you're always last.

If they're not here in five minutes, I want them arrested.

Where's my truck?

I'm getting the idea, Winger, that you don't like me.

Be Afraid - Be VERY Afraid!

These are exactly the kind of go-getters...

... I've never done this before.

ONE ALORA Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine

Three threes and two sixes, that's a full house. What have you got?

-Never. -So much for the monastery.

Good, good, good.

And maybe someday you'll understand what the hell I'm talking about.

...and you try and get as close to each other as possible...

John Candy as Chewy

-With a Winnebago. -Check, please.

Son of bitch. Shit.

-I brought the magic suitcase. -You did?

-It's an urban-assault vehicle. -Of course.

All we have to do...

Oh, it's real tough stuff. Especially that marching-in-a-straight-line business.

Let's go. There's a time limit here.

I GOT A HELL OF A SENSE OF HUMOR...

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?

We'd have that EM-50 back here inside of 24 hours.

Nice shot, John.

I think it sucks.

-I kind of thought it was a mistake. -I got it.

Just went shopping . As a society we are not Handel I g this very well

I can see you've got this all figured out.

If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.

I can see that, corporal. Dismissed.

Army training, sir!

You mean, like, flaming or...?

I need somebody who's gonna develop with me and grow. Goodbye.

Should call him the dork

I didn't hear you.

Get up. Come on. You're not going anywhere.

Maybe you need this.

Hut, two, three, four!

-I'm Major Dodge. -Captain DeSoto.

Let's get some people and some relics, and we'll do it.

I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

...and then we'll call it a day.

-In this bathtub? -Your ears need cleaning.

What's your problem, boy?

any of you guys touch my food, and I'll kill ya..

You can’t go All the plants are gonna die!

Off the low meter board.

...touch me, and I'll kill you.

That's the fact, Jack!

How's that sound to you, mister?

...about whether or not we've practiced.

All right, come to papa. Toss that thing. Let's go.

And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free."

-Sarge, why me? -Oh, I don't know, son.

Then we make some stone tools and we can cut some spears and arrows.

...because I'm gonna teach every last one of you...

The Russians would just have to buy her dinner.

Dick Seales.... Was Our Big Toe!

On your feet, boy.

We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle here, man.

-Think he bought it? -No.

-What? -That's the shortwave radio.

We've been kicking ass for 200 years... We're 10-1!

-Forty-first Armored? -Yeah, Bravo Company.

Where are you going? You going AWOL? Are you going AWOL?

Have that removed!!!

...you just got yourself 24 hours of scrubbing garbage cans.

...and a remount.

We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans.

Steve, Steve! We're missing it!!!

This run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested

I want to party with you. Mad man

Come on. Go for it. Go for it.

You bet I will, soldier.

But we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.

Army training, sir!

-I have a plan. -Great. Custer had a plan too.

They're not expecting somebody like you. They're expecting a slug.

you're going south of the litani river. don't fuck it up

Thanks Rodge-click sound on

We were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army.

maybe one of us won't ....

I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean fighting machine

That does sound nice.

Greeting in Italy Enjoy your Honeymoon!

Code 21. Go ahead.

...and he suggested taking one of these aggression-training courses.

Guys have trouble with girls that are armed.

I'm gonna treat it like a UFO sighting.