Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, do you guys get points on your credit card?

Here's your Crown and diet, ma'am.

I got an 8% tip riding on this.

because my secret bottles are running low.

you can be a 45-year-old waitress hustling for tips

Just a couple for my back.

so we probably got a bunch.

to see a marriage that lasts 45 years.

Hey, everybody.

"every six to eight hours for post-operative pain."

I've seen these at the bank,

She's finally coming out of her shell. Quiet, everybody.

and tell you guys how great we are.

Book the surgery.

I do the cleaning, the shopping, the cooking --

That's so sweet.

You don't need this job. You have a college degree.

Did I mention the hotel has a pool?

Me thinks the lady hath been overserved.

So because you have kids,

Where are we gonna get $3,000 for the deductible?

I was gonna say "liquor and ham,"

He got 'em when he got his wisdom teeth out.

[ Light rattling ]

So, while I have you alone for a minute, um...

and Miss Kitty wants her to be real friendly-like

Thank you. Thank --