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What the hell's this country coming to
You know, screw that hotel.
For full dental and medical, I'd wear that dress.
There's a cattle drive a-comin' through town,
I got pills.
A fundraiser for your dignity?
[ Growls ]
[ Door opens, closes ]
And it's our anniversary,
Down, girl.
Checking in.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Did I mention the benefits package includes mental health?
[ Laughs ]
[ Taps glass ] There. Excuse me.
I mean, Darlene couldn't get over it,
but I'm glad you joined us.
We got enough for one night at the Radford Suites,
You okay?
You can't say you don't want a job one day
H-Hold me, Mama, 'cause I'm fit to bust --
Now, we're not gonna sit here
I'm 43 years old.
I know you can do this.
♪ Feliz cumpleaños ♪
and you also have 24-hour access to our business center.
That blonde over there asked me to give you her number,
Hey, we got a problem.
I didn't even get the prescription yet.
Ay-yi-yi-yi- yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
I don't even recognize what it is we're doing anymore.
You're taking these for more than pain.
Do I smell ham?
I got to go jam a sleep-apnea mask
[ Gasps ]
Are you sure you want to turn that job down?
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