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Ooh! Were we upgraded?
Just for the kids.
Uh, I didn't know exactly when the women's movement would end,
I mean, my w--
Anything you want to tell me, Dad?
We have a superior deluxe room with a view.
Arf!
I wouldn't want to have to tell the manager
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
The two most important things about our anniversary
It was Luxembourg.
I do have a problem.
-What a coincidence. -Don't do it.
Or have you?
If it wasn't for me,
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up
My knee is killing me,
Nice try. We only do birthdays.
Hmm. No slurred speech or pinpoint pupils.
Uh, I have some pretty good reasons.
you blamed the kids -- all lies.
Open up your eyes real wide.
You're gonna do it!
[ Laughs ]
and the sponge on the stick thingy.
It's pink. I guess that's the salsa.
I-I appreciate the offer, but it's not really my thing,
How many did you take?
Hells, yeah, Madame does!
I want to reserve the biggest, nicest one you got.
Okay. You made your point.
You have a mini-bar,
Okay. Um... I won't thank you.