Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's because the tug-of-war over the ham bone

Hey, you look like my husband.

Oh, sure. I-I guess... I'll just use this one.

and a bunch of my pain pills are missing.

Crystal called me.

and a seven-pound ham into an overnight bag.

If I was taking handsful of these pills,

Well, I see you're well-versed in labor law.

What brings you to the kitchen?

"Do not take with label."

Well, I could go to my doctor

my problems will never be as important as yours?

It's not babysitting when they're yours!

How come there's sweet-and-sour shrimp in the eggs?

[ Loud rattling ]

"Roseanne" is recorded live in front of a studio audience.

If I could just get a credit card for incidentals?

And look, between classes, you can sit under a tree

took 20 minutes.

I don't know how you can pass on a job with full benefits.

I literally can't even afford ChapStick.

[ Dan and Roseanne laughing ]

I know a little bit about how this world works.

Thank you so much for not going after that job.

Would you like to try another one?