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I just hope there's no afterlife so he can't gloat.
But I do know that if someone told me that they loved you...
You see, dear, most psychologists and experts agree...
He's right. Nobody takes me seriously.
Oh, forget it. We all come on a little strong every once in a while.
Meretrix?
- It's improper. - Oh, come on.
Sorry, Dan.
They're having a big sale at the novelty shop.
I don't get the blues.
So how bad are you?
- Great. - I have to make some calls...
I voted for the best man.
- I just need a napkin. - Here. I got condiments too.
Good idea. A drink. You come over here. We'll sit down and talk.
Oh, no. Forget it. It could have happened to any of us.
He's not your type.
- Me too. - Yeah. We all voted for you. Didn't we?
...ain't used to being treated nice. And if they are...
That ought to perk him up.
You wouldn't, would you?
Iam in depression
Come on, Dan, you know how unsophisticated the public is.
Who'd you vote for?
I was in session down the hall. Just thought I'd stop by and say hello.