Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I read a statistic that 50% of nonprofits close within their first year.

- I just noticed this big dent right here on the side of the oven.

And you finally moved out of your mom's pad.

- Oh, Pierce is a bigger pussy than Daniel.

- I'm not gonna let my girlfriend pay half of my rent.

MINISTER PAYNE: Yes, but I lost it, okay?

- You don't wanna help me? Fine, alright?

- Yeah, they'll be fine. But what about me?

as well as their families for supporting them

I'm fuckin' worried, okay?

I've come to realize it's almost impossible

- Man, I'm getting too old to be chasing these thieves.

Now get outta here!

- Guess we're gonna have to catch a ride to graduation.

so I'm gonna have to negotiate him down a bit.

Should we call 9-1-1?

If you were a horse, they'd have to take you out back

LUIS: Hey, we should have just made 'em

to the last graduating class of Hugs Not Thugs.

and then they tell you your penis is too big for their vagina.

and it's you, me, Roger.

I don't wanna move in with you, okay?

♪ hip-hop music playing ♪

- Nah. Nah, nah!

We got the apartment!

I said we gotta go!

- Payne, why'd you bash the oven?

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[prayer continues]