Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
...I don't have call waiting.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
What does he do?
Yeah.
Help! Someone help!
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
I don't have a boyfriend.
I mean, it's judge which is good
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
Me too. I change my vote.
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
Can you believe that guy?
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
My son bought me that car.
I don't know why we do it
...you're against WB2!
...with the man upstairs.
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
You don't have the votes.
Did you just make that up?
must be nice to go out for ice cream
Nose.
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
You remember Katy?
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
It's him.
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
The crime there is just terrible.
I had no idea you had this kind of money
What kind of problems are they having?
Okay. Now...
All right, I know you're in there.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
Proof? You want proof?
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
...from when they left the house that morning.
How come you're watching that again?
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
- No, George. - Elaine.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
Please, have a seat.