Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me too. I change my vote.
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
- No, George. - Elaine.
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
It's him.
I mean, it's judge which is good
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
Okay. Now...
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
Proof? You want proof?
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
Help! Someone help!
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
How come you're watching that again?
Yeah.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
My son bought me that car.
...I don't have call waiting.
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
You don't have the votes.
Please, have a seat.
Can you believe that guy?
must be nice to go out for ice cream
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
You remember Katy?
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
What kind of problems are they having?
I had no idea you had this kind of money
The crime there is just terrible.
...with the man upstairs.
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
Nose.
I don't have a boyfriend.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
All right, I know you're in there.
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
...from when they left the house that morning.
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
What does he do?
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
...you're against WB2!
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
Did you just make that up?
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
I don't know why we do it
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.