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Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
Okay. Now...
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
I had no idea you had this kind of money
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
Me too. I change my vote.
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
I don't know why we do it
...with the man upstairs.
...from when they left the house that morning.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
Proof? You want proof?
- No, George. - Elaine.
You remember Katy?
Nose.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
How come you're watching that again?
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
What kind of problems are they having?
...I don't have call waiting.
Can you believe that guy?
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
Did you just make that up?
What does he do?
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
The crime there is just terrible.
I mean, it's judge which is good
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
Please, have a seat.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't have a boyfriend.
...you're against WB2!
My son bought me that car.
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
must be nice to go out for ice cream
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
It's him.
Yeah.
You don't have the votes.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
Help! Someone help!
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
All right, I know you're in there.