Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
Yeah.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
It's him.
Proof? You want proof?
I don't have a boyfriend.
Can you believe that guy?
Did you just make that up?
You don't have the votes.
I had no idea you had this kind of money
must be nice to go out for ice cream
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
What does he do?
...from when they left the house that morning.
What kind of problems are they having?
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
I don't know why we do it
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
Help! Someone help!
Please, have a seat.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
You remember Katy?
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
The crime there is just terrible.
...I don't have call waiting.
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
...you're against WB2!
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
My son bought me that car.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
- No, George. - Elaine.
I mean, it's judge which is good
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
Me too. I change my vote.
All right, I know you're in there.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
How come you're watching that again?
Nose.
Okay. Now...
...with the man upstairs.