Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you believe that guy?
I had no idea you had this kind of money
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
...with the man upstairs.
What does he do?
Nose.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Did you just make that up?
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
...you're against WB2!
All right, I know you're in there.
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
Proof? You want proof?
Me too. I change my vote.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
You remember Katy?
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
What kind of problems are they having?
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
Help! Someone help!
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
I don't have a boyfriend.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
Yeah.
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My son bought me that car.
It's him.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
Please, have a seat.
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
- No, George. - Elaine.
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
...I don't have call waiting.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
Okay. Now...
You don't have the votes.
I don't know why we do it
The crime there is just terrible.
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
must be nice to go out for ice cream
...from when they left the house that morning.
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
I mean, it's judge which is good
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
How come you're watching that again?