Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I can't do either? Uh-huh.

and a stern reminder via fax at 7:00 this morning,

It's about forgiveness.

because I was hoping to ask you to lunch.

So, I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it.

I sent a snail-mail blast a week ago,

Like that girl Precious in Precious, Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire. Okay?

I made the most brilliant retaliation video.

I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary's Day.

Secretary's Day is really kind of a boss-secretary thing.

To a lot of you she may just be the person who brings you your fax confirmations,

It doesn't matter.

Sorry. I thought everyone was gone.

DWIGHT: Stick insect.

Okay, you know what, sir?

(GROANING) They were engaged?

This is my favorite day

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(IN KEVIN'S VOICE) Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair.

Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at MADtv?

And, yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here.

Do you mind if I sit down?

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It's nice to see you again, Dwight.

Three squeezes and I would drain you.