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His semen's worth $2,000 a vial,
It's just hard to figure out what was me then
Hey, come on, we got nothing but time.
But Shelby is my best friend on the ranch.
and trying to do the right thing,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Then again...
Someone get this little lady a beer.
Okay, here's the plan.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So with her mind at ease,
Thank you?
JANE: Wow.
I don't want to do long distance.
Ma. Oh, thank God. We keep missing each other.
And I was a cop in Miami.
Oh, this is Ginger. She's stubborn as a mule,
Prize chickens.
Can't believe I'm shaking hands with the salesman of the month.
I won't. I promise.
What did it feel like to be in Miami
Oh, I'd do the same for you now.
Actually, I go by Jason now.
Only because you kept me up all night.
I know I put us both through hell
Bull... No, seriously, you don't think...
belongs in the calaboose.Okay, um, I...
The cowboy who likes the quiet.
And I also know that you're not happy with me right now,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh? Who's this Shelby?
Well, Steve broke his leg...
The point is that finally, finally, they arrived.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I couldn't have said it better myself.
since the other night, when I was out this late.
Of course.
were about to be engaged.
Maybe have a picnic?
and eating roadkill and picking up hitchhikers.
Can't keep track.
Yeah, about that.
And if we're being honest-- which we said we would be--
No way. Horses pick up on the rider's anxiety.
And the reason for this emergency family meeting is...
It's too late.
and part was having to say good-bye again.
But where will it even lead?
WHAT I WANT TO HEAR FROM A REAL MAN
Are they smiling? What are their names?
I worked.
Mateo. Next time you come out here, I'll teach you.
in pursuit of a stud.Wait!
I'm mucking circles around these stalls.
El Rancho de mi Corazon, and I have everything you need.
I want to be with you.
You sure you wanna do this?
Pretty much a dead zone.
Like your fancy Miami manicure could hold up here.
But then her husband Michael came back from the dead.
Just wish I had a pair of boots in your size.
visit each other, see where things go.
Let's just go to bed.
All you gotta do is pull this rope,
Well, it would save us 60 bucks in bus tickets.
We could decide to date,
But I am now!
your wife.
I'm gonna grab that bull by the horns.
You're kidding. No way.
Aw...Just some bad blood.
JANE: Wow.
Except I didn't just hang out with horses.
Yup.I'm feeling it.
off the grid for so long.
I feel guilty about Rafael and what I'm putting him through,