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- Where's the fire, casanova?
- That and the oranges.
[laughter]
- You never make it to this corner of the yard.
- I ordered a male.
How you doin' tonight, sir?
Let me just turn you around.
To be hiding, like, this seemingly normal-looking woman,
I been where you at: All wantin' to get married,
- What's that mean,
- I'll call in.
- I understand.
- Huh. - Legal, see?
- Ok, so we'll get there-- get there a little bit early,
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We're at Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos tonight
- Finally, last order of business today,
But I have, uh, some plans of my own for my birthday.
- Hey! You're on the air!
- Oh, no, no.
- Shut up!
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Yeah. There's no date, pero...
Right here.
No prior arrests, clean credit.
- I'm nervous. I never
- I will.
- California's that way! - Get goin'!
When that clock hits midnight.
Ladies, you bein' way too loud, all right?
- I would save a dance for you,
I would never do something like that.
Got a nice house, got a good wife/second cousin.
- First of all, a tongue job doesn't come
With kind of a picture of a little octoroon.