Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, the reason why I'm late, uh...Is

Stop jerking off in

I have been up all night.

Myself and deputy travis junior,

- Oh, my god. They're so beautiful.

All right, put the hand underneath. Here we go.

Please tell me yes. I won't take no...

I sit on your destiny every day.

- Oh, ho ho! Oh, my god!

- Where's your driver's license? - Yeah, you have it.

Just look in that direction a little bit.

I mean, it is--watch this.

Her fiance suddenly decided to leave town

That is weird, 'cause remember that fat chick he was dating?

- That's a dude. - Think it's a dude?

Don't drink too much!

- Don't--who's that?! Who is that?!

Snow white and the 7 idiots! Look at y'all!

- Get out of the bathroom, terry! Get on out of here!

Do they have hard evidence?

- Sheriff's department!

- Yeah, that's what I thought.

Fuck it--stantial. Never mind.

- I still missed.

- Yeah, I got this at a yard sale.

Maybe if you just sort of, you know,

- I'm gonna go talk to this son of a bitch.