Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No wonder my allergies are so bad.
- Maria! That's my girlfriend.
- Damn, girl! You lookin' fine!
And she's still happenin'.
- Who is that lady, and why is he hiding her?
Well, last year, one of...The guys at my party did get killed.
[siren]
- Where do you want to go tonight?
- Oh, wow. Oh, man.
Like ducking?
- Come on, papi!
- Hey, papi! - Good to see you.
- Get goin'! Get goin'! [gunshot]
Or the seam of your pants.
Congratulations, girl! Whoo whoo whoo.
To demonstrate the latest in lower body protection wear.
- I think it's only about an inch
We're out here in the parking lot,
- Let's do it again. - Ok!
That's nothin' to celebrate.
[siren]
- Let's go. - You ready?
In the back of my garage.
- Good morning, people! Wow!
- Oh, my lord.
- What? - Who were you shooshing?
All this hollerin' and screami'' and carryin' on.
- Uh, yeah, he's got a date with brittany murphy.
I walk in the truth.
- I got one of her hairs.
- Yes, honey.
Shit. I never find shit at yard sales.
Come on, joe. Have a good time, ladies!
- Easy, easy.