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Stronger men than I have wept at moments like this.
Yes. Ha, ha.
- Yes, sir? - There's 15 minutes until midnight.
Well, at least they've stopped invading for a minute.
to give everyone a good look at my saucer...
- Oh, and Emerald. - Yes, poopsie?
You go along as a decoy.
You'll both certainly earn your greenbacks tonight.
- And look, the explosion even knocked... - Knocked all the phones off the hooks.
but I assume you're trying to tell me the flying saucer is over Petronoviskoff.
as they await my ultimate ultimatum in fear and trembling...
It works. It's Alfred.
Well, at least it was a soft landing, poopsie.
But the world's imagination...
It's the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City...
Invert the compression radial ratio.
There.
- I know, sir. - Pay a quick and casual call...
not given to falsehoods or hallucinations.
- No. - Three feet tall?
Yes, and the Wayne Foundation is currently doing research on a huge supply of it.
Yes, commissioner?