Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

congress recently approved paying over

I'm a chronic masturbator.

Chuck, back to you in the studio.

Man, I'm bored.

My name ain't Big Al, it's Alton Sims, okay?

contains the following passage:

Why aren't there any banks in the ghetto?

I'll show you some of the tape.

affirmative action forces somebody...

(cheering and applause)

Get this, Sprint stock has skyrocketed

"Cigarette smoking can result in feelings of euphoria,

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to mess with.

but I think that's about to change.

Boy, she has some sweet New York boobs

Just about everything on the market is up,

(nasal) Happy Reparations Day, Happy Juneteenth.

"By whom," you ask?

Fortune magazine released their annual list

A secret 1986 document from a major tobacco company

as well intentioned as it may be...

That could be a potential disaster.

in a job in a company,

Please, don't run.