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The only thing that I would say,
(laughing)
I'll beat the (bleep) out of one of you (bleep).
I want my reparations for slavery.
Do the hustle.
So they said, "well, let's get Dave Chappelle for that.
I think one of the underlying issues here is
I said, "well, okay, I'll come over,"
of the best-looking audiences I've ever seen in my life.
clackity, clackity, clackity clack!
Our financial correspondent Michael Peterson is there.
Janitor?
And then a dude will see one of y'all walking by,
That's my dad, man.
Everybody in this room,
I bet you're right, Wendy.
I'm only pushed so far... and then I push back.
These are some of the best boobs you can see in the city.
I wonder what would happen if someone actually did that.
(laughing)
Kiss the rings, bitch!
but I don't like to be forced.
while I'm masturbating.