Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Macculloch had 75 points, beating Knight by 7.

Cadillac announced that they sold three million

(imitating nasally) "He's an affirmative action hire."

as reparations for slavery.

Chuck, I don't know if you know this,

could throw combinations, I'm from the streets.

(cheering and applause)

Did the Mexicans get money today too?

I hope you're at home making your butt

It's just, you know, especially, in the summertime,

I shouldn't have said that.

All the white folks drive down 95

Labias and flabias and flip-flaps... man!

You have great Hampton Roads Boobs (. )( .)

Well, Chuck, that's because banks hate black people,

(cheering continues)

Hi, guys, I'm Lyle, and you have great New York boobs.

and we'll be right back

Man, what the fu... is this?

Oh, I don't know, Chuck.

I'm paid in the shade.

The catch word around here is certainly, "bling, bling!"

Hot damn almighty,

at Newscenter 3 hours ago.

the recession is now officially over,

Diamonds are at their most expensive level ever.

but upbeat because he,

What did you think? Black people was, like,