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Hello, Mark, Jeremy.
Jez, I'm gonna puke, where do you want me to do it?
So I guess neither of us are exactly the king, are we?
Lauren Al
'call him a jizz cock?
Cos, personally, I have no idea.
I'm ordering you to stop!
Maybe I can sort it out.
A text?
CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS
but I was thinking of waiting for a bit before I brought it up.
What a brilliant joke!
Release the wheel.
28.
'Contract TB? But where from?
So, what do you reckon? Are you getting married or not?
God, no, no, it's not a jilting. I'm gonna tell her right away.
Right, so, listen, Mark, you must be so excited?
Tossing a coin might be the best available route open to me.
< Sorry.
than consider that maybe I might be right.
Yes, that sounds perfect. Now, can we please get going?
BANG
And your hat and shoes smell of puke.
Sophie was unfaithful. She had an affair, with Jeremy.
Meet back in 20 minutes max, OK?
I just wanna make sure it's accurate.
'but he does he follow through with an actual act of piss?
"will be coming up later, courtesy of Mark."
Maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks, but I'm on the edge, stress that.
Yeah, yeah, fine.
It's gonna be a wonderful day. You'll be very happy.
I know a reason.
Well, I suppose I should apologise for not letting you go and get her.
So, looking forward to the wedding?
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