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than consider that maybe I might be right.
Yes, that sounds perfect. Now, can we please get going?
Sophie was unfaithful. She had an affair, with Jeremy.
I'm ordering you to stop!
So, what do you reckon? Are you getting married or not?
Right, so, listen, Mark, you must be so excited?
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I just wanna make sure it's accurate.
"will be coming up later, courtesy of Mark."
What a brilliant joke!
BANG
It's gonna be a wonderful day. You'll be very happy.
A text?
I know a reason.
CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS
Cos, personally, I have no idea.
Hello, Mark, Jeremy.
Well, I suppose I should apologise for not letting you go and get her.
So, looking forward to the wedding?
Maybe I can sort it out.
God, no, no, it's not a jilting. I'm gonna tell her right away.
Maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks, but I'm on the edge, stress that.
Meet back in 20 minutes max, OK?
So I guess neither of us are exactly the king, are we?
And your hat and shoes smell of puke.
Yeah, yeah, fine.
'but he does he follow through with an actual act of piss?
Release the wheel.
'call him a jizz cock?
Tossing a coin might be the best available route open to me.
'Contract TB? But where from?
Jez, I'm gonna puke, where do you want me to do it?
but I was thinking of waiting for a bit before I brought it up.