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...as long as you both shall live?
Stop the car!
Do you know what? I think I might toss a coin.
Well, yes.
Do you think we can leave him in that toilet,
It might not be bad to look like I've gone a tiny bit mad.
So, text everyone... text everyone to tell them that.
Yes, will you marry me?
Ah, heads again. Shit!
My dad's just in town, he wants me to move back to the States.
really does that sort of thing, but I would, if you wanted.
What?
Oh, "Piss yourself. Stop pissing yourself." The floodgates are open.
You're really doing this, aren't you, you maniac?
'Oh, great, now she's crying and I probably look like a wife beater. I'm unhappy too.'
The vows you are about to take are to be made in the name of God,
Arsehole.
- Is this what it's come to? - Yes, and do it quietly.
That's right.
'That's the line we both stick to,
It's not that easy, Soph. That was the Church of England marriage service,
Whatever! Divorce, annulled.
Everyone was so surprised, especially you. Brilliant.
I've allowed us a generous four hours to get to the church,
I don't wanna end up on my own, like Miss Haversham,
Sure, anything else?
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'just to spend one night with her.
Do you want some company?
'Must get injured! '
What is it? Did you get off with her?
'and Sophie will never forgive me for telling him.
Right, so me, hat and shoes. You, speech.