Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'There's a very big difference.'
- God, that's... - I mean, not really an actual affair.
Yeah, I was pretty pissed off about that,
Nancy wants to come to the wedding, we'll just nip over to Heathrow.
Said he's gonna buy me a condo and a boat.
Right, no, I don't think so.
I'm not sick but I'm not well
Nothing this bad could ever happen in reality.
She broke a sacred bond, sort of like a whore.
Ow!
Don't you see? None of this works, Mark.
We both know you're not gonna marry Sophie today.
- Are you doing it already? - Yes, I'm doing it already.
That's my wedding breakfast.
OK, so I thought I'd start with, "I will now do my best to give Mark
'That's it. I'm alone.
There are strong arguments on both sides.
"and the six most uncomfortable minutes of Sophie's life
I mean, I will. I mean, obviously I can't, but I would.
Prayer bucket? There's no such thing as...
Ok, I'll do conservative icebreaker. Met at college material,
'Road traffic accident?
...and forsaking all others be faithful to her
Would you prefer a conservative icebreaker?
Oh, come on, Mark!
Nancy's coming after all - Super Hans is giving her a lift!
'Oh, "Hold it in," he says. This is like a Japanese game show.
Would that have been so very hard?
and tried to get myself run over.
That isn't why.
'OK, it's happened, he's gone.
'now and for the rest of our miserable lives.'
when it told me to marry makes me think I definitely shouldn't.
I really don't think that's a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.