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Ok, I'll do conservative icebreaker. Met at college material,
I really don't think that's a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.
Right, no, I don't think so.
Oh, come on, Mark!
Would you prefer a conservative icebreaker?
'That's it. I'm alone.
There are strong arguments on both sides.
Yeah, I was pretty pissed off about that,
Prayer bucket? There's no such thing as...
Would that have been so very hard?
Don't you see? None of this works, Mark.
Said he's gonna buy me a condo and a boat.
...and forsaking all others be faithful to her
OK, so I thought I'd start with, "I will now do my best to give Mark
She broke a sacred bond, sort of like a whore.
That isn't why.
I mean, I will. I mean, obviously I can't, but I would.
- Are you doing it already? - Yes, I'm doing it already.
'now and for the rest of our miserable lives.'
'OK, it's happened, he's gone.
We both know you're not gonna marry Sophie today.
Ow!
I'm not sick but I'm not well
Nancy wants to come to the wedding, we'll just nip over to Heathrow.
'Road traffic accident?
That's my wedding breakfast.
Nothing this bad could ever happen in reality.
- God, that's... - I mean, not really an actual affair.
'There's a very big difference.'
Nancy's coming after all - Super Hans is giving her a lift!
'Oh, "Hold it in," he says. This is like a Japanese game show.
"and the six most uncomfortable minutes of Sophie's life
and tried to get myself run over.
when it told me to marry makes me think I definitely shouldn't.