Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you doing my speech from the internet?

Hello, Penny. Where's Sophie?

Exactly. Stick it on the bill.

I mean, what am I gonna do? What's gonna happen here?

- I just need to see her. - You can't see the bride!

A jilt is at the altar, I'm not jilting.

Right, well, I'm gonna freshen up before I hit the road.

You two had an affair.

I'm running underground with the moles

- What? - Of us, of our wedding, when we got married.

'Oh, this is gonna be horrible.

Jez, I need to have a look over your speech.

Nerves are perfectly natural, but everyone's arriving.

Yeah, well, you need to decide cos I'm going for a piss.

The hump! Our wedding - the hump! The hump! Our wedding - the hump!

why these persons may not lawfully marry to declare it now.

I wasn't hiding, Sophie. It was a stag thing and it really, really worked.

You'd rather get married for the whole of your life

That was a wetty

Brilliant, except of course, I am about to cancel the wedding.

and not in a good way.

Is he gonna be OK?

Well, sorry, yeah, we did a bit.

that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template.

It's fine. I'll just chuck it in with all my other mouldering resentments.

I need to see her immediately.

Shit! There's Mum and Dad. Maybe I should?

I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do, is there?

This is the perfect excuse!

Then I now pronounce you, man and wife.

God, I am dying for a piss.