Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd rather get married for the whole of your life

Are you doing my speech from the internet?

You two had an affair.

Exactly. Stick it on the bill.

It's fine. I'll just chuck it in with all my other mouldering resentments.

I mean, what am I gonna do? What's gonna happen here?

I wasn't hiding, Sophie. It was a stag thing and it really, really worked.

I'm running underground with the moles

Shit! There's Mum and Dad. Maybe I should?

Is he gonna be OK?

This is the perfect excuse!

That was a wetty

that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template.

why these persons may not lawfully marry to declare it now.

I need to see her immediately.

Jez, I need to have a look over your speech.

God, I am dying for a piss.

The hump! Our wedding - the hump! The hump! Our wedding - the hump!

Hello, Penny. Where's Sophie?

Nerves are perfectly natural, but everyone's arriving.

Brilliant, except of course, I am about to cancel the wedding.

Well, sorry, yeah, we did a bit.

Then I now pronounce you, man and wife.

A jilt is at the altar, I'm not jilting.

I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do, is there?

- What? - Of us, of our wedding, when we got married.

and not in a good way.

Yeah, well, you need to decide cos I'm going for a piss.

'Oh, this is gonna be horrible.

- I just need to see her. - You can't see the bride!

Right, well, I'm gonna freshen up before I hit the road.