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You're not fucking Blair.
Oh, that's nice. Thanks, man.
I shouldn't marry Sophie, I should call it off.
'Still, none of it's how I imagined it.
Look, Jez, Nancy's bolted. She doesn't love you.
I am angry, very angry, but also incredibly relieved.
I haven't got very much cash at the moment and no-one round here
Look, I've surprised you.
OK. Well, actually, I did get off with her.
Yup. Lovely clean Nancy all over our filthy, horrible sofa.
It does not sound like you're going to attack her.
'You only get one life and I've ruined mine.'
Yup. Sit down, I'm making toast.
'Just wish I felt a tiny bit excited,
- What? Why? - I need to think. I can't talk to the dad.
Come on, Jez, I'm feeling very tense and nervous and unhappy
- Sophie's dad's coming! - Shit! Hide.
Bit of a wobble. I just proposed to a woman in a coffee shop
I'll cover the cost.
'Oh, please! Someone, save me!
'Might as well ask.'
Lovely, clear air.
'a prostitute... just for the night?
Everyone's getting ready for a wedding.
Are you OK?
Look, you could really... Some of it's going on Sophie, guys, please!
Super Hans, it's my wedding day. I need to get into my bathroom.
'Typical! It's all, him, him, him.'
I don't like it at all.
That's very kind, Jez.
But that implies he could have jilted her somewhere else.
'be like calling him a piss kidney.
Forget it, Jez. Hold it in.