Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Kind of like a wedding present.'

Well, no, cos the truth is, there is no speech.

"I wanna come hang out with you at the wedding.

'Next he'll put an octopus over my face.'

- A cream cracker and a Ryvita? - Bit the same.

- Yes, you do. - Not to nearly the same extent.

You lovely bastard! This is dynamite!

No, of course not.

Well, I'd have to pay for another opening joke.

I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Joe Orton couldn't do that.

I'm eating chips and mayonnaise. I'm on the edge.

Yeah, that was a risque icebreaker.

A bit of tongues, not much.

Well, I thought you might be angry.

I don't think he'll die, he never normally dies.

Well, not really.

I don't think that a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.

You said you were on the dry heaves. That was a wetty.

Oh, shit, shit! Oh, my god! This has gotta be a dream.

It's such a big commitment.

I think you're right.

We're going to Nancy's.

'How do I feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.

I think we should leave a note and get the fuck out.

Everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.

'Just another ordinary day. (Chuckles)

I know, I forget too, sometimes.

- You can't. Let me through. - What do you want?

All right, keep your wig on.

I mean, am I gonna live here, like, on my own?

'Please don't say; "I will."'

'He hasn't just put that in to needle me, has he? '

'He's gonna get married and never let me forget the kiss

Oh, God, look at it, Jez. Look at all the wedding stuff.

I think anything on the wedding day is a jilting.

Who am I gonna go to the pub with?

Count the kisses, Mark. She's happy and she wants to kiss me, four times.

I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure.

Well, that was... that was one to tell our grandchildren about.

For the record, Nancy's not bullshit. She does love me.

'Oh, God, more crying.'

It was a breech of trust.