Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Oh, God, more crying.'

We're going to Nancy's.

'Next he'll put an octopus over my face.'

'He hasn't just put that in to needle me, has he? '

I'm eating chips and mayonnaise. I'm on the edge.

'How do I feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.

I mean, am I gonna live here, like, on my own?

Count the kisses, Mark. She's happy and she wants to kiss me, four times.

I think you're right.

I don't think that a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.

I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Joe Orton couldn't do that.

I don't think he'll die, he never normally dies.

Well, that was... that was one to tell our grandchildren about.

'Just another ordinary day. (Chuckles)

You lovely bastard! This is dynamite!

'He's gonna get married and never let me forget the kiss

A bit of tongues, not much.

Oh, God, look at it, Jez. Look at all the wedding stuff.

- Yes, you do. - Not to nearly the same extent.

Well, I thought you might be angry.

It was a breech of trust.

No, of course not.

Well, no, cos the truth is, there is no speech.

Everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.

For the record, Nancy's not bullshit. She does love me.

Well, I'd have to pay for another opening joke.

Oh, shit, shit! Oh, my god! This has gotta be a dream.

You said you were on the dry heaves. That was a wetty.

Yeah, that was a risque icebreaker.

All right, keep your wig on.

- A cream cracker and a Ryvita? - Bit the same.

It's such a big commitment.

'Please don't say; "I will."'

"I wanna come hang out with you at the wedding.

- You can't. Let me through. - What do you want?

'Kind of like a wedding present.'

I think anything on the wedding day is a jilting.

I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure.

I know, I forget too, sometimes.

Who am I gonna go to the pub with?

I think we should leave a note and get the fuck out.

Well, not really.