Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you really can't hold it in, then you'll just have to... piss yourself.

One thing - you have left it pretty late, it will be a jilting.

'I'm not marrying out of spite, I'm marrying out of fear.

'Not actually an insult - all cocks are jizz cocks really,

Who's gonna do the forms for, like, the TV and the gas and the water? Me?

couple of middle of the road inebriation gags, bang... I'm out of there.

Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier?

IMITATES FOGHORN

'Look at me. I'm one of those men women read about in their magazines.'

It's difficult to express both emotions at once.

some coffees and croissants and freshly squeezed OJ.

You’re being a real sick about this aren’t you?

It'll be all right, mate. You can still come round.

You may kiss the bride.

Well, the coin isn't the boss of me, Jeremy. And how I felt

Just tell her on the phone.

You're being a real dick about this, aren't you?

'Oh, shit! Sophie's dad! Didn't even get to bloody wee.

Let me piss in that prayer bucket.

Can I get a filter coffee to take away?

and I'm wearing an overcoat and no-one should approach me

'I'm on my own.

'Yeah, baby, here I go.

No, God, something else, but you've got to promise not to be angry.

OK, right. That is maybe a sign that everything isn't totally groovy.