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Stop making words-- You don't understand. You're not getting it.
I hardly ever see you, and I can't get a thing out of you.
Why did you come here without telling me?
Your mom's really cool.
...that I have less in common with than the man I married.
I mean, gay guys, I get it, because they're putting a dick in a place.
Is she standing in front of her or is...?
Maybe you could hang out with us after.
It's swollen. My dick is swollen and leaking--
Jasmine loves me for me.
Mom, I've loved you my whole life.
When? I've never felt your love, ever.
You know, like you have to leave because you have prior engagements.
And then somebody goes into you.
So let me get this straight.
So you go to school? Ma...
In an ass of a man, which-- By the way, what better place...
Shut up.
Here's another one, another thing I believe deep down, again...
I mean, once you're a grown-up, your mother...
Don't blame me for that.
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