Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, I didn't know you were coming here.

I would think you'd be glad for me.

Finally found love?

Society teaches you things, makes you--

There's no way she's a lesbonian. That's our mother.

I really don't.

And it's that simple.

She can't get off with anything less than two guys.

You should respect what they wanna do with their lives...

I am hungry, but I don't like fending for myself.

Gotta have some respect.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, here's the thing.

What my journey has been? You know, Mom....

Bro, I met this girl.

You didn't come here to see us. You came to parade around your new identity.

What are you doing after?

...but I don't wanna keep hearing about it. Okay, so...

That's all I've ever done is love you, and you didn't even notice.

Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie

Bring me a menu with larger type. Mom, I can read it to you.

...and it turned out to be a guy, and it was a horrible thing for him.

Okay, okay. Can we have a seat, please?

Then you're gay, man. I don't know.

...and by school, whatever else.

What are you doing?

How do you dress for a cab ride, Mom?