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She really wants me.

Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie

I really like her. I mean, she's amazing and she gets me really, really horny.

That's why I'm-- My life is just so messed up.

I love you for you.

Like a friend of mine was telling me about how he had sex with a hooker...

I said I'm a lesbian.

Well, can't you make me something to eat first and then take them?

You're gonna be on a date?

Can I start you guys off with a drink?

...I would have dressed differently.

You pretend like you're gonna do it, you're into it. We'll all go out...

So you're gonna get screened for gay genes?

And he had to get over it with therapy.

What's this world coming to?

I really don't love you, Mom.