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At least it was for me. I hated it.
How did she have kids if she doesn't do guys?
I don't know, baby. - I deserve more respect than this.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
It's wrong. Not morally, just geometrically.
I gotta go to a doctor or something and get checked out.
This salad isn't very good.
Your own mother?
I mean, who needs any of you?
Ugh. This is a total bummer.
Okay, why don't you wait here and I'll be back in about half an hour.
Please.
Let's go, girls, come on. - I came a long way and I'm very tired.
And I get-- I mean, my dick is hard as a nail.
...is that gay people should stop doing that, because....
Don't get all jaggedy on me.
No. What's wrong with you?
...or ever will date in my life. Robbie.
This is the part I didn't want to hear, so stop.
I love you for you, Ma.
I don't know, bro. I'm not into this shit.
Or she has to splay herself, and you have to go like this.
I got this girl I'm dating, you mind if I bring her?
I think there's a hell, and I think I'm going.
I mean, really making out, tongues are everywhere.