Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in breaking up with a woman

and you wanna know why?

Guys, I'm all for bashing exes,

OK, I gotta go take this. You keep going cos you're doing great.

Unfortunately for Karl...

[computer rings]

You don't know squat about sex addiction.

[Tom] Jerry, can you help me get the kids?

What do you want me to say?

I mean, you and Fran could spice it up a bit.

You can't be turned on by what's going on out there, it's...

- it's just all so passionate. - [laughs]

I'll talk to you later.

For guys like Peter and me, there's no beauty in the sex.

what would my responsibilities be, you know, under the law?

[laughs] You gotta be kidding.

Betty, I am serious.

that you're good and kind and smart.

- [screams] - [crash]

[groans] Get in, you moron.

You're an award-winning copywriter.

"Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"

Hey. Any luck with that IMing thing?

but if you are having problems in that area,

you would've spared yourself the walk of shame back to the kitchen.

until we get a straight answer from the birth father.

[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:

Those butt-wads!

I don't need help. You hear those cheers? Those are for me.