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Ma'am, this one is for you. And this one fits you.
- What do we do now? - We're gonna grab as many beers
Okay, people, on your right you will see the home
Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there,
Yeah, I know. I heard about that.
That's the only way we're gonna survive.
- Ow! - Don't, man. You're gonna drink yourself to death.
- Uh-uh, I'm not gonna make it. - Come on!
It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore and Adam is Robin Williams.
Oh!
- For poon! - What does that even mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It's just my guts. They're rotting.
He's Karl and he's actually a wall street guy, so...
- Should I stop... - Stop.
Okay, throw me a case, man.
- Break it down, Derski. - Yeah!
- We're almost there! - It's happening.
And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some.
Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball you're being right now!
Well, they'd better hurry,
- All right! - Yeah!
Okay, now, hurry up and jump. Let's bang these chicks.
Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer?
- Yeah, there's poop in his diaper. - Yeah, I pooped.
We wanted to party with you guys, but now we're missing our own party
I was just negging you, you know?
Being a frickin' hornball right now.
Reverse cowgirl, man, and that's not even something that
I'm guessing you guys are pretty bad at kissing,
- Yeah. - Surprised us, right?
- Still rocking a bone. - Oh!
to the next level, into the stratosphere,
Oh, farts!
- Is semen backing up and clogging your brain? - Yo, give me a...
Oh, you... probably. Why'd you throw the "probably" in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so, uh...
to get it going for the chicks. The flow needs to get going!