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- All right, fine. Let's steal the beer, all right? - Yo, psst, come on!
We're gonna get shot. I swear to God.
I'm the perfect amount of horny... oh!
- Whoa, okay, all right. - Look! Yes!
We are gonna steal 106 gallons of ice cold beer, baby,
Hey, hey, whoa, come on, man, watch the hood! It's still my car!
All right, dude, you're just a rent-a-cop, chill.
Hopefully that's not the last time I say that, right?
Mm, yeah, okay.
And your dick doesn't do anything.
and we still don't have any beer.
- Probably would have been worth it. - Right? Because what is chlamydia
in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night.
- Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Yo, what's up?
It tore my insides up and now I've got poo-poo leaking down my butt crack.
I think it's because Steve Kerr
That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude.
- She's so clean you could eat beer off of it, baby. - Cool, cool.
- No, it works. - It works.
Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg, you frickin' whale.
about, like, minor details and start stealing beer like real horny men do.
Okay, well, you guys aren't gonna see me for awhile.
This thing ain't pumping beer no more.
- Here we go! Here we go. - Game on, game on.
and then it's gonna be a straight up dorm day situation,
You've gone **** dumb!
So we should follow it, all right?
Come on, come on.
So much. So much beer.
Life, man.
Oh, my God!
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