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Right, right, but...
- Sure. - Hey wait, a minute.
- Oh, snap. - Okay, careful, careful.
Let's not be stupid and show up to a dorm party without beer.
'em around and frickin' burn them with a...
- Sorry. Come on! - Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
It was like like Mike Ju-ju. I got some of his talent.
He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working.
Oh, this is an adult diaper.
I'm back, I'm back.
Whoo! Whoo.
- You're just not horny enough. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just too horny.
- No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back.
We did it, girls. We got you beer.
- Don't do the gun thing. - Yo, what are we doing?
- It doesn't seem... - Here we go.
- Unh! - Oh!
Garbage lasagna. Very smart.
Oh, my goodness, you have incredibly delicate shoulders.
Oh!
Oh, come on! Oh, please!
- Cool. - I forget which animal we settled on, but, he's got it.
Okay, well, here's the deal about that. Uh, I just... I don't know if...
Come on, dude, stealing beer?
Pussy Midgets.
He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working.
I know, about the sex and stuff, I'm just saying, man...
If you look on the bright side, you know,
Yum, yum, yum, hey.
- Yeah, uh, what if we, um... - Okay.
accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid.
Oh, I smell it all the way to here.
No, no, no, wait!
until they turn 23, when chicks go rotten.
- God, damn it. - All right.
- Yeah. - And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains.
No, no, no, no, no.
All my poop came out of my diaper.
Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! You guys look dumb.
- All right. Okay, I will. - Don't do the gun thing.