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NEWSMAN 2: The martians are now traveling to New Jersey.
on my high‐end stereo system.
Why don't you guys get to know each other a little?
I know, right? It's definitely my favorite romantic love song
(tires screech)
(imitates brake squeaking) Okay, what's up?
Yes, we'd like to request "Witchcraft,"
Is this Ferris Bueller?
Now if you'll excuse me,
When measuring yourself, what do you count as the base?
I don't care what Joe says.
Man, I can't get over how old‐timey
Thank you so much for having Kyle and me over for dinner.
Mom! He blocked my punch and hit me!
♪ I'm gonna sleep with all the kids tonight! ♪
They're perfect. I'll take 'em.
Then why am I here now?
‐What?! ‐Oh, no. No, no, I... No, I just meant...
by Quagmire's new big, green grill.
It's Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you idiot!
Hey, guys? Let's take it easy
(both moaning)
I've dreamed of driving this car someday.
It'll tell you about life."
as arranged by Mr. Nelson Riddle.
MAN: Today on The Moth,
by rail‐thin men in Internet pornos going,
I couldn't drive this car even if I wanted to.
Okay, let's just see what his size is.
Actually, I should chew some gum first.