Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Big... - You call me big turkey...

and deal with the car in the morning.

Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes.

Very nice to meet you.

- Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.

Miguel, that's not gonna happen.

Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times.

- No. - Really?

- It's time for dinner. - Absolutely.

I hate this stupid sweater. It's so itchy.

How it rolls up from his chest.

subject my kids to that this year.

I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really.

Or "puh-kahn" pie.

I got to wear the hat for Tess and Annie.

I mean, come on, you're the one always saying that

- Police Academy III, guys! Yeah. - So,

- You're pretty. - Thank you.

Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks.

Even more than me?

- to spend the holiday. - Not fun? Are you kidding me?

But in mine, we don't keep secrets.

that no matter what happens this year,

Such a good movie.

Grandma and Grandpa, Tess found a dead bird.

- Let's get you strapped in. - Oh, I-I got it.

- Mom. - Hello, sweetheart.

wearing the hat. This year it's my turn

I'm gonna get a divorce.

- I have no idea. - Huh.

- Yeah. - All right.

I try to catch the sound of him laughing.

Okay. Don't listen to 'em.

What do we do now?

You should celebrate Thanksgiving with me

vomiting my guts out, while everybody else is watching football.

- How are you? - Happy Thanksgiving.

Cause she'll want me?

The one I gave Rebecca back in the day.

Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia.

I almost died married to a man who's obviously cheating on me.